ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:
1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
4. Try on your wife's undies.
5. Leave the toilet seat up (to wife) or down (to husband).
6. Make them sit on the sofa while your 20 pound bunny rabbit sleeps in the bed with you.