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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
    4. Try on your wife's undies.
    5. Leave the toilet seat up (to wife) or down (to husband).
    6. Make them sit on the sofa while your 20 pound bunny rabbit sleeps in the bed with you.

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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
    4. Try on your wife's undies.
    5. Leave the toilet seat up (to wife) or down (to husband).

    **This may sound silly, but the toilet seat belongs to everyone in the house, and imo the man can leave it up if he wants to. If a wife can't put a toilet seat down, she shouldn't live with a man.**

    6. Make them sit on the sofa while your 20 pound bunny rabbit sleeps in the bed with you.
    7. Wreck your spouse's car.

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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
    4. Try on your wife's undies.
    5. Leave the toilet seat up (to wife) or down (to husband).
    6. Make them sit on the sofa while your 20 pound bunny rabbit sleeps in the bed with you.
    7. Wreck your spouse's car.
    8. Social Diseases (think Herpes or AIDS and you'll um, catch my drift)....
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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
    4. Try on your wife's undies.
    5. Leave the toilet seat up (to wife) or down (to husband).
    6. Make them sit on the sofa while your 20 pound bunny rabbit sleeps in the bed with you.
    7. Wreck your spouse's car.
    8. Social Diseases (think Herpes or AIDS and you'll um, catch my drift)....
    9. tell them you dont like their new outfit, hair style

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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
    4. Try on your wife's undies.
    5. Leave the toilet seat up (to wife) or down (to husband).
    6. Make them sit on the sofa while your 20 pound bunny rabbit sleeps in the bed with you.
    7. Wreck your spouse's car.
    8. Social Diseases (think Herpes or AIDS and you'll um, catch my drift)....
    9. tell them you dont like their new outfit, hair style
    10. tell mum your problems with your spouse and have her sort it out with him/her

    10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception

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    10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception
    1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding

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    10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception
    1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
    2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
    "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

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    10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception
    1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
    2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
    3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.

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    10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception
    1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
    2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
    3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.
    4. French kiss the bride.

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    10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception
    1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
    2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
    3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.
    4. French kiss the bride.
    5. Throw up on the bride

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