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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law
    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law
    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law
    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?

    4. Did you put me in your Will yet?
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law
    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?

    4. Did you put me in your Will yet?
    5. Wait a minute, but he told me you died in a murder/suicide pact with the family dog?

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law
    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?

    4. Did you put me in your Will yet?
    5. Wait a minute, but he told me you died in a murder/suicide pact with the family dog?
    6. Did you used to be a guy?
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law:

    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?
    4. Did you put me in your Will yet?
    5. Wait a minute, but he told me you died in a murder/suicide pact with the family dog?
    6. Did you used to be a guy?
    7. I hope you have a good retirement home picked out because you're NOT living with us!

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law:

    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?
    4. Did you put me in your Will yet?
    5. Wait a minute, but he told me you died in a murder/suicide pact with the family dog?
    6. Did you used to be a guy?
    7. I hope you have a good retirement home picked out because you're NOT living with us!
    8. Is this a bad time to bring up the prison time I did back in the late 90s for drug smuggling and endangered species racketeering?

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law:

    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?
    4. Did you put me in your Will yet?
    5. Wait a minute, but he told me you died in a murder/suicide pact with the family dog?
    6. Did you used to be a guy?
    7. I hope you have a good retirement home picked out because you're NOT living with us!
    8. Is this a bad time to bring up the prison time I did back in the late 90s for drug smuggling and endangered species racketeering?
    9. If you want i can secure you a nice burial plot...in Greenland.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Mother-In-Law:

    1. You did a horrible job raising your son
    2. Who did you say you were?
    3. Was his __ that BIG when he was a boy?
    4. Did you put me in your Will yet?
    5. Wait a minute, but he told me you died in a murder/suicide pact with the family dog?
    6. Did you used to be a guy?
    7. I hope you have a good retirement home picked out because you're NOT living with us!
    8. Is this a bad time to bring up the prison time I did back in the late 90s for drug smuggling and endangered species racketeering?
    9. If you want i can secure you a nice burial plot...in Greenland.
    10. What're you -- my MOTHER?!

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do At A New Year's Party:

    1. burp into your date's mouth during your midnight kiss

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do At A New Year's Party:

    1. burp into your date's mouth during your midnight kiss
    2. Have sex on the dance floor/middle of room
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    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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