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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
    4. Your sister/brother is HOT!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
    4. Your sister/brother is HOT!
    5. Your opinion really does not matter here.
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
    4. Your sister/brother is HOT!
    5. Your opinion really does not matter here.
    6. Damn those pants make your butt look big

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
    4. Your sister/brother is HOT!
    5. Your opinion really does not matter here.
    6. Damn those pants make your butt look big
    7. I have a crush on your best friend

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
    4. Your sister/brother is HOT!
    5. Your opinion really does not matter here.
    6. Damn those pants make your butt look big
    7. I have a crush on your best friend
    8. Move.... you're blocking my porn!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
    4. Your sister/brother is HOT!
    5. Your opinion really does not matter here.
    6. Damn those pants make your butt look big
    7. I have a crush on your best friend
    8. Move.... you're blocking my porn!
    9. I was the body double for the close-ups in that porn movie.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.
    2. I really don't like your mother.
    3. That's something your mother would do.
    4. Your sister/brother is HOT!
    5. Your opinion really does not matter here.
    6. Damn those pants make your butt look big
    7. I have a crush on your best friend
    8. Move.... you're blocking my porn!
    9. I was the body double for the close-ups in that porn movie.
    10. So, how about we check out that swinger's club!

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in a snowbank

    1. yoga, particularly downward dog.
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in a snowbank

    1. yoga, particularly downward dog.
    2. write your name --- yeah, you know what I mean!

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