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    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room:

    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2. Bleach their clothes
    3. Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    4. play 7 minutes in Heaven
    5. smell under the arms of each coat before handing them their number tag.
    6. Sleep off a couple of drinks so you can party some more.
    7. Switch the coats to different hangers - so everyone gets the wrong coat!
    8. Slip a piece of paper with a bogus name and phone number on it into one of the pockets.
    9. Bring your Golden Retreiver (with the shedding problem) to keep you company while checking coats.
    10. Try to wear all of the coats at the same time.

    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.
    4. Toilet paper.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.
    4. Toilet paper.
    5. anything that has to be put together when you know they can't do it

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.
    4. Toilet paper.
    5. anything that has to be put together when you know they can't do it
    6. The same present they gave you last Xmas (or for your wedding or birthday).

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.
    4. Toilet paper.
    5. anything that has to be put together when you know they can't do it
    6. The same present they gave you last Xmas (or for your wedding or birthday).
    7. Chia Pet

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    ame ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.
    4. Toilet paper.
    5. anything that has to be put together when you know they can't do it
    6. The same present they gave you last Xmas (or for your wedding or birthday).
    7. Chia Pet
    8. Fruit Cake - unless you know they like it!

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.
    4. Toilet paper.
    5. anything that has to be put together when you know they can't do it
    6. The same present they gave you last Xmas (or for your wedding or birthday).
    7. Chia Pet
    8. Fruit Cake - unless you know they like it!
    9. Llama-attack Insurance. Chances are they'll never need it.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't give someone for Christmas:

    1. A beautifully wrapped box full of empty peanut shells.
    2. A broom.
    3. Herpes.
    4. Toilet paper.
    5. anything that has to be put together when you know they can't do it
    6. The same present they gave you last Xmas (or for your wedding or birthday).
    7. Chia Pet
    8. Fruit Cake - unless you know they like it!
    9. Llama-attack Insurance. Chances are they'll never need it.
    10. A Diet book and a can of Slim-Fast.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell your partner/significant other:

    1. I take close-up photos of you while you're asleep.

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