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    [QUOTE=haejin11377]10 Things You Should Never Do If You Get A Gift You Don't Like

    1. Bring it to the person who gave it to you and smash/rip/shred/etc into pieces
    2. Say to the person "So, just what were you on when you bought me this?"
    3. Save it and give it back to the same person next year.
    4. Sell it at a flea market you know that person goes to often.
    5. Regift it and give it to the person that gave it to you in the first place.
    6. Ask what it is.
    7. Vomit.
    8. Throw it into the dustbin.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do If You Get A Gift You Don't Like

    1. Bring it to the person who gave it to you and smash/rip/shred/etc into pieces
    2. Say to the person "So, just what were you on when you bought me this?"
    3. Save it and give it back to the same person next year.
    4. Sell it at a flea market you know that person goes to often.
    5. Regift it and give it to the person that gave it to you in the first place.
    6. Ask what it is.
    7. Vomit.
    8. Throw it into the dustbin.
    9. hold it up and say "what am I bid for this?

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    10. Give it to the dog to play with.

    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.

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    10. Give it to the dog to play with.

    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
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    sen, you can do that here in Utah....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDHeninger
    sen, you can do that here in Utah....
    I truly was going to say (unless you are in Utah).... But i thought they Oficially made it illegal there.
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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    I truly was going to say (unless you are in Utah).... But i thought they Oficially made it illegal there.

    Well, sort of, but it's very hard to prosecute, with all the loopholes and all. You know those darn lawyers....And it happens a lot more frequently than people know.

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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
    4. Try on your wife's undies.

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    ten things you shouldn't do to your spouse:

    1. go out for cigarettes and not come back. Ever.
    2. Introduce your spouse to... your other spouse.
    3. ask for and get a massage and then say thanks and roll over and go to sleep.
    4. Try on your wife's undies.
    5. Leave the toilet seat up (to wife) or down (to husband).

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