10 things you shouldn't say to your boss:
1. What ever.
2. So what cheap gift, instead of a nice cash bonus, are you giving out for Christmas this year?
3. Do it yourself
4. Are you really that stupid?
5. Do you sell weeds? How much? Lasts me a week, I'm going on a vacation next week and I would like to be baked for about a week... in my own home, watching Grandi straving... while I eat too much food... (This coming from The 40-Year-Old Vigin movie. )
6. Shut Up, Alcoholic b**** (inspired by Coryn)
7. Are you wearing a toupee?
8. Sorry, that's not in my job description.
9. Did you check out the rack on the new receptionist?