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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss:

    1. What ever.
    2. So what cheap gift, instead of a nice cash bonus, are you giving out for Christmas this year?
    3. Do it yourself
    4. Are you really that stupid?
    5. Do you sell weeds? How much? Lasts me a week, I'm going on a vacation next week and I would like to be baked for about a week... in my own home, watching Grandi straving... while I eat too much food... (This coming from The 40-Year-Old Vigin movie. )
    6. Shut Up, Alcoholic b**** (inspired by Coryn)
    7. Are you wearing a toupee?
    8. Sorry, that's not in my job description.
    9. Did you check out the rack on the new receptionist?

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss:

    1. What ever.
    2. So what cheap gift, instead of a nice cash bonus, are you giving out for Christmas this year?
    3. Do it yourself
    4. Are you really that stupid?
    5. Do you sell weeds? How much? Lasts me a week, I'm going on a vacation next week and I would like to be baked for about a week... in my own home, watching Grandi straving... while I eat too much food... (This coming from The 40-Year-Old Vigin movie. )
    6. Shut Up, Alcoholic b**** (inspired by Coryn)
    7. Are you wearing a toupee?
    8. Sorry, that's not in my job description.
    9. Did you check out the rack on the new receptionist?
    10. Did you check out the butt on the new guy in the mail room?

    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room
    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change

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    2. Bleach their clothes

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskitty View Post

    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room

    1. Go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2) Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    Still crazy, after all these shears

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room
    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2. Bleach their clothes
    3. Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    4. play 7 minutes in Heaven

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room
    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2. Bleach their clothes
    3. Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    4. play 7 minutes in Heaven
    5. smell under the arms of each coat before handing them their number tag.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room
    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2. Bleach their clothes
    3. Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    4. play 7 minutes in Heaven
    5. smell under the arms of each coat before handing them their number tag.
    6. Sleep off a couple of drinks so you can party some more.
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room
    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2. Bleach their clothes
    3. Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    4. play 7 minutes in Heaven
    5. smell under the arms of each coat before handing them their number tag.
    6. Sleep off a couple of drinks so you can party some more.
    7. Switch the coats to different hangers - so everyone gets the wrong coat!

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room
    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2. Bleach their clothes
    3. Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    4. play 7 minutes in Heaven
    5. smell under the arms of each coat before handing them their number tag.
    6. Sleep off a couple of drinks so you can party some more.
    7. Switch the coats to different hangers - so everyone gets the wrong coat!
    8. Slip a piece of paper with a bogus name and phone number on it into one of the pockets - it will either drive the person who owns the coat crazy trying to remember who the person is or can create lots of havoc when the spouse goes through the pockets and finds it!

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a coat room
    1. go through everyone's pockets for spare change
    2. Bleach their clothes
    3. Try on the other coats, to see if you like one better than your own. It's like 're-gifting', only with coats!
    4. play 7 minutes in Heaven
    5. smell under the arms of each coat before handing them their number tag.
    6. Sleep off a couple of drinks so you can party some more.
    7. Switch the coats to different hangers - so everyone gets the wrong coat!
    8. Slip a piece of paper with a bogus name and phone number on it into one of the pockets.
    9. Bring your Golden Retreiver (with the shedding problem) to keep you company while checking coats.

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