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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
    4. Press all the buttons (ala Elf)
    For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
    4. Press all the buttons (ala Elf)
    5. Have intimate phone conversations: yeah, baby, yeah!

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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
    4. Press all the buttons (ala Elf)
    5. Have intimate phone conversations: yeah, baby, yeah!
    6. Pass Gas.... lmao

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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
    4. Press all the buttons (ala Elf)
    5. Have intimate phone conversations: yeah, baby, yeah!
    6. Pass Gas
    7. With your back to the door and crazy grin and bulging eyes, look straight into each person's eyes -- without blinking.

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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
    4. Press all the buttons (ala Elf)
    5. Have intimate phone conversations: yeah, baby, yeah!
    6. Pass Gas
    7. With your back to the door and crazy grin and bulging eyes, look straight into each person's eyes -- without blinking.
    8. Pull the stop button and scream!

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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
    4. Press all the buttons (ala Elf)
    5. Have intimate phone conversations: yeah, baby, yeah!
    6. Pass Gas
    7. With your back to the door and crazy grin and bulging eyes, look straight into each person's eyes -- without blinking.
    8. Pull the stop button and scream!
    9. Bring a stool and a newspsper into an empty elevator and sit down with your pants around your ankles and the paper in front of you. When the door eventually opens, ask if they brought any toilet paper.

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    10 things you should never do in an elevator.

    1. Smile at all the strangers
    2. belch
    3. Spread the Gospel
    4. Press all the buttons (ala Elf)
    5. Have intimate phone conversations: yeah, baby, yeah!
    6. Pass Gas
    7. With your back to the door and crazy grin and bulging eyes, look straight into each person's eyes -- without blinking.
    8. Pull the stop button and scream!
    9. Bring a stool and a newspsper into an empty elevator and sit down with your pants around your ankles and the paper in front of you. When the door eventually opens, ask if they brought any toilet paper.
    10. Breathe a bad breath in their faces.

    10 things you should never say to a monster.
    1. "Eat me!"
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

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    10 things you should never say to a monster.
    1. "Eat me!"
    2. I'm sorry, I thought you were Rosie O'Donnell!

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    10 things you should never say to a monster.
    1. "Eat me!"
    2. I'm sorry, I thought you were Rosie O'Donnell!
    3.. Would you like to "supersize" that?

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