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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during sex:

    1. fart
    2. say your ex's name
    3. fall asleep
    4. Sing "row row row your boat"
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during sex:

    1. fart
    2. say your ex's name
    3. fall asleep
    4. Sing "row row row your boat"
    5. watch t.v.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during sex:

    1. fart
    2. say your ex's name
    3. fall asleep
    4. Sing "row row row your boat"
    5. watch t.v.
    6. clip your toenails


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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during sex:

    1. fart
    2. say your ex's name
    3. fall asleep
    4. Sing "row row row your boat"
    5. watch t.v.
    6. clip your toenails
    7. Pee, unless requested to.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during sex:

    1. fart
    2. say your ex's name
    3. fall asleep
    4. Sing "row row row your boat"
    5. watch t.v.
    6. clip your toenails
    7. Pee, unless requested to.
    8. You know what goes limp.
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

    Young and thriving, I feel infinite. Need I say more?

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during sex:

    1. fart
    2. say your ex's name
    3. fall asleep
    4. Sing "row row row your boat"
    5. watch t.v.
    6. clip your toenails
    7. Pee, unless requested to.
    8. You know what goes limp.
    9. Ask "is it in yet?" (this could be bad from either person asking!)

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during sex:

    1. fart
    2. say your ex's name
    3. fall asleep
    4. Sing "row row row your boat"
    5. watch t.v.
    6. clip your toenails
    7. Pee, unless requested to.
    8. You-know-what goes limp.
    9. Ask "is it in yet?" (this could be bad from either person asking!)
    10. Block the view of the camera man.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when posing for a family portrait:

    1. Do the "rabbit ears" thing with two fingers behind your great-grampa's head.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when posing for a family portrait:

    1. Do the "rabbit ears" thing with two fingers behind your great-grampa's head.
    2. When just before click, push a family member out of the picture way.
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

    Young and thriving, I feel infinite. Need I say more?

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when posing for a family portrait:

    1. Do the "rabbit ears" thing with two fingers behind your great-grampa's head.
    2. When just before click, push a family member out of the picture way.
    3. Stick out your tongue.
    Getting lost will help you find yourself.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when posing for a family portrait:

    1. Do the "rabbit ears" thing with two fingers behind your great-grampa's head.
    2. When just before click, push a family member out of the picture way.
    3. Stick out your tongue.
    4. Kiss your sibling on the lips.
    "The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
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