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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the back of a taxi:

    1. pee
    2. vomit
    3. touch yourself
    4. Talk to yourself
    5. gangland drive-by
    6. change your clothes
    7. Tell the driver you have no money
    8. lick the seat
    9. lick the driver
    10. bother the driver by constantly tapping his shoulder and repeatedly asking "Are we there yet?"

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"

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    Name ten thingds you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"
    3. put headphones on them
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    Name ten thingds you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"
    3. put headphones on them
    4. Stop to use the bathroom at the same time and manner of them.
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    Name ten thingds you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"
    3. put headphones on them
    4. Stop to use the bathroom at the same time and manner of them.
    5. Stop in a starbucks or someplace and leave the poor dog outside. (take the dog home and go get your precious coffee)
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    Name ten thingds you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"
    3. put headphones on them
    4. Stop to use the bathroom at the same time and manner of them.
    5. Stop in a starbucks or someplace and leave the poor dog outside. (take the dog home and go get your precious coffee)
    6. Let the poor little feller get cold feet. (My Yorkie got cold feet outside and it made me sad, but he wouldn't wear the fashionable boots I bought!)

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"
    3. put headphones on them
    4. Stop to use the bathroom at the same time and manner of them.
    5. Stop in a starbucks or someplace and leave the poor dog outside. (take the dog home and go get your precious coffee)
    6. Let the poor little feller get cold feet. (My Yorkie got cold feet outside and it made me sad, but he wouldn't wear the fashionable boots I bought!)
    7. Wear the same "fashionable" boots and hat and sweater ensemble as you make your dog wear on cold outings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getreal
    Name ten things you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"
    3. put headphones on them
    4. Stop to use the bathroom at the same time and manner of them.
    5. Stop in a starbucks or someplace and leave the poor dog outside. (take the dog home and go get your precious coffee)
    6. Let the poor little feller get cold feet. (My Yorkie got cold feet outside and it made me sad, but he wouldn't wear the fashionable boots I bought!)
    7. Wear the same "fashionable" boots and hat and sweater ensemble as you make your dog wear on cold outings.
    8. Go to sleep.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers and say things like "mommy's (or daddy's) little precious needs to make poopy outside because your're a bad doggy woggy when you go on the carpet"
    3. put headphones on them
    4. Stop to use the bathroom at the same time and manner of them.
    5. Stop in a starbucks or someplace and leave the poor dog outside. (take the dog home and go get your precious coffee)
    6. Let the poor little feller get cold feet. (My Yorkie got cold feet outside and it made me sad, but he wouldn't wear the fashionable boots I bought!)
    7. Wear the same "fashionable" boots and hat and sweater ensemble as you make your dog wear on cold outings.
    8. Go to sleep.
    9. Keep pulling the critter saying "cmon cmon"
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do while walking your dog:

    1. pick up their poop (good) ... and put it in your pocket (bad) ... without a plastic bag (worse)
    2. Talk baby talk to it out loud as you pass by strangers.
    3. put headphones on them
    4. Stop to use the bathroom at the same time and manner of them.
    5. Stop in a starbucks or someplace and leave the poor dog outside. (take the dog home and go get your precious coffee)
    6. Let the poor little feller get cold feet. (My Yorkie got cold feet outside and it made me sad, but he wouldn't wear the fashionable boots I bought!)
    7. Wear the same "fashionable" boots and hat and sweater ensemble as you make your dog wear on cold outings.
    8. Go to sleep.
    9. Keep pulling the critter saying "c'mon c'mon"
    10. Drive along in your car while holding the leash from the window as your dog runs along beside you (not recommended during rush hour or on highways).

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in someone else's bathroom during a visit:

    1. snoop in their medicine cabinet.

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