10 Things you never want to hear from the doctor.
1. Let me give it to you straight....
2. *GASP* You're infested!
4. You are not supposed to be alive.
5. This is my first time. <--- Never believe anyone who says that.
6. I have good news and I have bad news.... the good news is: I just got a great deal on car insurance...
7. We're not done yet, missy! I can't find my lee press on nail.