+ Reply to Thread
Page 3 of 745 FirstFirst 1234567891011121353103503 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 7446
Like Tree29Likes

Thread: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

  1. #21
    FORT Fogey
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    1,116
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.

  2. #22
    FORT Fogey eldee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    7,545
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.

    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).

  3. #23
    FORT Fogey
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    1,116
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.

    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.

  4. #24
    FORT Fogey eldee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    7,545
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.

    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.
    6. As if anyone had been caught embezzling.

  5. #25
    Premium Member FinallyHere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Age
    43
    Posts
    1,306
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.

    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.
    6. As if anyone had been caught embezzling.
    7. Ask the interviewer "you don't mind, do you?" as you light a cigarette.
    Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.

  6. #26
    FORT Fogey
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    1,116
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.
    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.
    6. As if anyone had been caught embezzling.
    7. Ask if your office door locks and if so, who else has a key (sort of a follow-up question to #3) .

  7. #27
    FORT Fogey eldee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    7,545
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.
    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.
    6. As if anyone had been caught embezzling.
    7. Ask if your office door locks and if so, who else has a key (sort of a follow-up question to #3) .
    8. Ask if your potential new boss is planning to retire soon and if they are looking for successors.

  8. #28
    FORT Fogey
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    1,116
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.
    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.
    6. As if anyone had been caught embezzling.
    7. Ask if your office door locks and if so, who else has a key (sort of a follow-up question to #3) .
    8. Ask if your potential new boss is planning to retire soon and if they are looking for successors.
    9. Spend a majority of the interview complaining about what a tool your last boss was and that you knew how to run the company 10 times better than she did.

  9. #29
    FORT Fogey eldee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    7,545
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.
    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.
    6. As if anyone had been caught embezzling.
    7. Ask if your office door locks and if so, who else has a key (sort of a follow-up question to #3) .
    8. Ask if your potential new boss is planning to retire soon and if they are looking for successors.
    9. Spend a majority of the interview complaining about what a tool your last boss was and that you knew how to run the company 10 times better than she did.
    10. Ask about their fire arms policy on the premises.

    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?

  10. #30
    FORT Fogey Pyramid Solitaire by Disney's Tangled Champion combatcutie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    hangin' with the girls drinking Cosmos
    Posts
    7,739
    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.