Name 10 things you should NEVER say to a grocery store clerk:
1. "You smell like the meat department"
2. "May I see your i.d please?
3. You look like you would know, which is better - preparation H or the store brand?
4. Hey fella are you on sale?
5. Do you also deliver? 'Cause my wife's in the car and I think her water broke
6. *winks* Bet your meat is fresh!
7. Can you tell me if my melons are ripe?
8. Did you see the news story about how filthy, germ and bacteria ridden money is?
9. Gimme' the money! Now!