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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers
    4. PORN
    5. Poker or other games
    6. Headhunter/resumé websites.
    7. Ebay
    8. Photos of the boss's spouse, naked. You should at least be wearing pants.

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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers
    4. PORN
    5. Poker or other games
    6. Headhunter/resumé websites.
    7. Ebay
    8. Photos of the boss's spouse, naked. You should at least be wearing pants.
    9. howtokillmyboss.com
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers
    4. PORN
    5. Poker or other games
    6. Headhunter/resumé websites.
    7. Ebay
    8. Photos of the boss's spouse, naked. You should at least be wearing pants.
    9. howtokillmyboss.com
    10. "101 Water Cooler Pranks"

    Name 10 things that you should NEVER say to a grocery store cashier:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"

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    Name 10 things that you should NEVER say to a grocery store cashier:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"
    2. "may I see your i.d please?
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    Name 10 things that you should NEVER say to a grocery store cashier:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"
    2. "may I see your i.d please?
    3. You look like you would know, which is better - Preparation H or the store brand?

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    Name 10 things that you should NEVER say to a grocery store cashier:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"
    2. "may I see your i.d please?
    3. You look like you would know, which is better - Preparation H or the store brand?
    4. Hey fella are you on sale?
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    Name 10 things that you should NEVER say to a grocery store cashier:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"
    2. "may I see your i.d please?
    3. You look like you would know, which is better - Preparation H or the store brand?
    4. Hey fella are you on sale?
    5. Do you also deliver? 'Cause my wife's in the car and I think her water broke!

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    Name 10 things that you should NEVER say to a grocery store cashier:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"
    2. "may I see your i.d please?
    3. You look like you would know, which is better - Preparation H or the store brand?
    4. Hey fella are you on sale?
    5. Do you also deliver? 'Cause my wife's in the car and I think her water broke
    6. *winks* Bet your meat is fresh!
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
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    Name 10 things that you should NEVER say to a grocery store cashier:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"
    2. "may I see your i.d please?
    3. You look like you would know, which is better - Preparation H or the store brand?
    4. Hey fella are you on sale?
    5. Do you also deliver? 'Cause my wife's in the car and I think her water broke
    6. *winks* Bet your meat is fresh!
    7. Can you tell if my melons are ripe?

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER say to a grocery store clerk:

    1. "You smell like the meat department"
    2. "May I see your i.d please?
    3. You look like you would know, which is better - preparation H or the store brand?
    4. Hey fella are you on sale?
    5. Do you also deliver? 'Cause my wife's in the car and I think her water broke
    6. *winks* Bet your meat is fresh!
    7. Can you tell me if my melons are ripe?
    8. Did you see the news story about how filthy, germ and bacteria ridden money is?
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