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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.

    1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
    2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
    3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
    4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
    5. Don't expect a TIP from ME -- it's up to the OWNER to pay you properly. Now then, I'll have a medium-rare steak -- and I want it done PERFECTLY or I'll be sending it BACK to the kitchen!
    6. And you've been doing this HOW LONG?
    7. I'm glad to see this restaurant gives regular girls like you a chance too, and doesn't hire just the pretty ones. Good for you!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.

    1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
    2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
    3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
    4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
    5. Don't expect a TIP from ME -- it's up to the OWNER to pay you properly. Now then, I'll have a medium-rare steak -- and I want it done PERFECTLY or I'll be sending it BACK to the kitchen!
    6. And you've been doing this HOW LONG?
    7. I'm glad to see this restaurant gives regular girls like you a chance too, and doesn't hire just the pretty ones. Good for you!
    8. You have a really nice butt.
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.

    1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
    2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
    3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
    4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
    5. Don't expect a TIP from ME -- it's up to the OWNER to pay you properly. Now then, I'll have a medium-rare steak -- and I want it done PERFECTLY or I'll be sending it BACK to the kitchen!
    6. And you've been doing this HOW LONG?
    7. I'm glad to see this restaurant gives regular girls like you a chance too, and doesn't hire just the pretty ones. Good for you!
    8. You have a really nice butt.
    9. Glad to see your college degree has paid off for you.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.

    1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
    2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
    3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
    4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
    5. Don't expect a TIP from ME -- it's up to the OWNER to pay you properly. Now then, I'll have a medium-rare steak -- and I want it done PERFECTLY or I'll be sending it BACK to the kitchen!
    6. And you've been doing this HOW LONG?
    7. I'm glad to see this restaurant gives regular girls like you a chance too, and doesn't hire just the pretty ones. Good for you!
    8. You have a really nice butt.
    9. Glad to see your college degree has paid off for you.
    10. Got any fries to go with that shake! WOOO HOOO Yea-UH!

    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers

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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers
    4. PORN
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers
    4. PORN
    5. Poker or other games

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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers
    4. PORN
    5. Poker or other games
    6. Headhunter/resumé websites.

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    Ten things you shouldn't be looking at on your work computer (err besides the obvious)

    1. FORT
    2. Uproar.com
    3. The Yahoo movie trailers
    4. PORN
    5. Poker or other games
    6. Headhunter/resumé websites.
    7. Ebay
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