Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.
1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
5. Don't expect a TIP from ME -- it's up to the OWNER to pay you properly. Now then, I'll have a medium-rare steak -- and I want it done PERFECTLY or I'll be sending it BACK to the kitchen!
6. And you've been doing this HOW LONG?
7. I'm glad to see this restaurant gives regular girls like you a chance too, and doesn't hire just the pretty ones. Good for you!