Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a pregnant lady:
1. OMG!! Your only three months? You look about seven!
2. Do you know who the father is?
3. Do you know who is the mother?
4. I didn't know women your age could still get pregnant.
5. How bad your own labor was, down to the last painful detail
6. Wow -you are going to have some stretch marks there!
7. Epidurals are for wussies! Our grandmothers gave birth in the field between two trees and got right back up to pick corn as soon as the baby was out! C'mon! Be a REAL WOMAN!