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Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a pregnant lady:
1. OMG!! Your only three months? You look about seven!
2. Do you know who the father is?
3. Do you know who is the mother?
4. I didn't know women your age could still get pregnant.
5. How bad your own labor was, down to the last painful detail
6. Wow -you are going to have some stretch marks there!
7. Epidurals are for wussies! Our grandmothers gave birth in the field between two trees and got right back up to pick corn as soon as the baby was out! C'mon! Be a REAL WOMAN!
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Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a pregnant lady:
1. OMG!! Your only three months? You look about seven!
2. Do you know who the father is?
3. Do you know who is the mother?
4. I didn't know women your age could still get pregnant.
5. How bad your own labor was, down to the last painful detail
6. Wow -you are going to have some stretch marks there!
7. Epidurals are for wussies! Our grandmothers gave birth in the field between two trees and got right back up to pick corn as soon as the baby was out! C'mon! Be a REAL WOMAN!
8. Wow... how much does that baby way? I thought you were only one month in!
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Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a pregnant lady:
1. OMG!! Your only three months? You look about seven!
2. Do you know who the father is?
3. Do you know who is the mother?
4. I didn't know women your age could still get pregnant.
5. How bad your own labor was, down to the last painful detail
6. Wow -you are going to have some stretch marks there!
7. Epidurals are for wussies! Our grandmothers gave birth in the field between two trees and got right back up to pick corn as soon as the baby was out! C'mon! Be a REAL WOMAN!
8. Wow... how much does that baby way? I thought you were only one month in!
9. Have you ever seen the movie "Rosemary's Baby?"
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Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a pregnant lady:
1. OMG!! Your only three months? You look about seven!
2. Do you know who the father is?
3. Do you know who is the mother?
4. I didn't know women your age could still get pregnant.
5. How bad your own labor was, down to the last painful detail
6. Wow -you are going to have some stretch marks there!
7. Epidurals are for wussies! Our grandmothers gave birth in the field between two trees and got right back up to pick corn as soon as the baby was out! C'mon! Be a REAL WOMAN!
8. Wow... how much does that baby weigh? I thought you were only one month in!
9. Have you ever seen the movie "Rosemary's Baby?"
10. Lemme guess ... the BABY is "big-boned", right?
Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.
1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
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Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.
1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
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*threadjack* Glitter - that #7 about the epidural had me laughing so hard! thanks for the bright spot of today!
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Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.
1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
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Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.
1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
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Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.
1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
5. Don't expect a TIP from ME -- it's up to the OWNER to pay you properly. Now then, I'll have a medium-rare steak -- and I want it done PERFECTLY or I'll be sending it BACK to the kitchen!
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Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter/waitress.
1. I see the owner is now hiring the mentally handicapped.
2. You know there is this giant pimple on your nose?
3. "Excuse me, I can't find you on the menu."
4. "Mommy, is that what you call a slut?"
5. Don't expect a TIP from ME -- it's up to the OWNER to pay you properly. Now then, I'll have a medium-rare steak -- and I want it done PERFECTLY or I'll be sending it BACK to the kitchen!
6. And you've been doing this HOW LONG?
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