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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your driver's license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mug shot.
    4. Ask if you can have another license, since the ^&$*$#& cops took yours.
    5. Say loudly in line "I hope they give me a license THIS time."
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your driver's license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mug shot.
    4. Ask if you can have another license, since the ^&$*$#& cops took yours.
    5. Say loudly in line "I hope they give me a license THIS time."
    6. Say, "My momma told me that if people don't give me a license, they should go to jail."

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your driver's license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mug shot.
    4. Ask if you can have another license, since the ^&$*$#& cops took yours.
    5. Say loudly in line "I hope they give me a license THIS time."
    6. Say, "My momma told me that if people don't give me a license, they should go to jail."
    7. Tell them how you were so dedicated to getting there on time that you ran every red light on the way.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your driver's license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mug shot.
    4. Ask if you can have another license, since the ^&$*$#& cops took yours.
    5. Say loudly in line "I hope they give me a license THIS time."
    6. Say, "My momma told me that if people don't give me a license, they should go to jail."
    7. Tell them how you were so dedicated to getting there on time that you ran every red light on the way.
    8. Dress like James Bond and ask where you apply for your License to Kill.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your drivers license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mugshot.
    4. Ask if you can have another license, since the ^&$*$#& cops took yours.
    5. Say loudly in line "I hope they give me a license THIS time".
    6. Say, "My Mama told me that if people don't give me a license, they shoulfd go to jail."
    7. Tell them how you were so dedicated to getting there on time that you ran every red light on the way.
    8. Dress like James Bond and ask where you apply for your License to Kill.
    9. Say "ooops...pardon all the blood" when the road test person gets in your car.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your drivers license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mugshot.
    4. Ask if you can have another license, since the ^&$*$#& cops took yours.
    5. Say loudly in line "I hope they give me a license THIS time".
    6. Say, "My Mama told me that if people don't give me a license, they shoulfd go to jail."
    7. Tell them how you were so dedicated to getting there on time that you ran every red light on the way.
    8. Dress like James Bond and ask where you apply for your License to Kill.
    9. Say "ooops...pardon all the blood" when the road test person gets in your car.
    10. Pose naked for your driver's license photo.


    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a street corner mailbox.

    1. Your dog -- even if he has the proper postage.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a street corner mailbox.

    1. Your dog -- even if he has the proper postage.
    2. A Whole Mess of Vaseline

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a street corner mailbox.

    1. Your dog -- even if he has the proper postage.
    2. A Whole Mess of Vaseline
    3. Food / Drinks

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a street corner mailbox.

    1. Your dog -- even if he has the proper postage.
    2. A Whole Mess of Vaseline
    3. Food / Drinks
    4. Anthrax
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a street corner mailbox.

    1. Your dog -- even if he has the proper postage.
    2. A Whole Mess of Vaseline.
    3. Food / Drinks.
    4. Anthrax.
    5. Trash.

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