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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys. (Seriously, I used to work at a doctor's office and almost puked when I saw someone do this.)
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see. ( I saw a guy doing this once)
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    4. Get nervous. (They had to re-take my blood pressure once because as a kid; the word "shot" gave me the creeps)
    5. Ask the receptionist (loud enough for the entire room to hear): "Are you gonna call Homeland Security to report this or should I?", then cough loudly and spit something into a kleenex.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys.
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see.
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    4. Get nervous.
    5. Ask the receptionist (loud enough for the entire room to hear): "Are you gonna call Homeland Security to report this or should I?", then cough loudly and spit something into a kleenex.
    6. Start undressing so that you'll be ready for the doctor.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys.
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see.
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    4. Get nervous.
    5. Ask the receptionist (loud enough for the entire room to hear): "Are you gonna call Homeland Security to report this or should I?", then cough loudly and spit something into a kleenex.
    6. Start undressing so that you'll be ready for the doctor.
    7. Ask loudly "Is this the clinic that tests for STD's?"
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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys.
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see.
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    4. Get nervous.
    5. Ask the receptionist (loud enough for the entire room to hear): "Are you gonna call Homeland Security to report this or should I?", then cough loudly and spit something into a kleenex.
    6. Start undressing so that you'll be ready for the doctor.
    7. Ask loudly "Is this the clinic that tests for STD's?"
    8. Fake a heart attack.
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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys.
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see.
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    4. Get nervous.
    5. Ask the receptionist (loud enough for the entire room to hear): "Are you gonna call Homeland Security to report this or should I?", then cough loudly and spit something into a kleenex.
    6. Start undressing so that you'll be ready for the doctor.
    7. Ask loudly "Is this the clinic that tests for STD's?"
    8. Fake a heart attack.
    9. Hold an unwrapped Hallowe'en-sized O Henry candy bar in your hand and ask the receptionist where you can leave your friend's stool sample.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys.
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see.
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    4. Get nervous.
    5. Ask the receptionist (loud enough for the entire room to hear): "Are you gonna call Homeland Security to report this or should I?", then cough loudly and spit something into a kleenex.
    6. Start undressing so that you'll be ready for the doctor.
    7. Ask loudly "Is this the clinic that tests for STD's?"
    8. Fake a heart attack.
    9. Hold an unwrapped Hallowe'en-sized O Henry candy bar in your hand and ask the receptionist where you can leave your friend's stool sample.
    10. Ask loudly if they ever settled that malpractice suit

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your driver's license.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your driver's license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mug shot.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at the Dept of Motor Vehicles (DMV):

    1. Ask the driving instructor if it's okay that you had one little drink to calm your nerves
    2. Come in with dark glasses and a white cane and bump into people asking where you have to stand in line to renew your driver's license.
    3. Tell them you don't want the photo to look like your post office mug shot.
    4. Ask if you can have another license, since the ^&$*$#& cops took yours.

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