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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do if your home is on fire.

    1. Look for marshmallows and a stick.
    2. Take the time to grab your monthly bill box.
    3. Go to sleep.
    4. Call your Mama to tell say "Mama, my house is on fire".
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do if your home is on fire.

    1. Look for marshmallows and a stick.
    2. Take the time to grab your monthly bill box.
    3. Go to sleep.
    4. Call your Mama to tell say "Mama, my house is on fire".
    5. Go back in once you get out

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do if your home is on fire.

    1. Look for marshmallows and a stick.
    2. Take the time to grab your monthly bill box.
    3. Go to sleep.
    4. Call your Mama to tell say "Mama, my house is on fire".
    5. Go back in once you get out.
    6. Start singing campfire songs such as "Kum-ba-ya"
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do if your home is on fire.

    1. Look for marshmallows and a stick.
    2. Take the time to grab your monthly bill box.
    3. Go to sleep.
    4. Call your Mama to tell say "Mama, my house is on fire".
    5. Go back in once you get out.
    6. Start singing campfire songs such as "Kum-ba-ya"
    7. Stop to water the plants.
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do if your house is on fire:

    1. Look for marshmallows and a stick.
    2. Take the time to grab your monthly bill box.
    3. Go to sleep.
    4. Call your Mama to tell say "Mama, my house is on fire."
    5. Go back in once you get out.
    6. Start singing campfire song such as "Kum-ba-ya"
    7. Stop to water the plants
    8. A ceremonial dance.
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do if your house is on fire:

    1. Look for marshmallows and a stick.
    2. Take the time to grab your monthly bill box.
    3. Go to sleep.
    4. Call your Mama to tell say "Mama, my house is on fire."
    5. Go back in once you get out.
    6. Start singing campfire song such as "Kum-ba-ya"
    7. Stop to water the plants
    8. A ceremonial dance.
    9. Go out shopping for emergency last-minute sales.
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    Name 10 things you should,'t do if your house is on fire:

    1. Look for marshmallows and a stick.
    2. Take the time to grab your monthly bill box.
    3. Go to sleep.
    4. Call your mama to say "Mama, my house is on fire."
    5. Go back in once you get out.
    6. Start singing campfire songs such as "Kum-ba-ya"
    7. Stop to water the plants.
    8. A ceremonial dance.
    9. Go out shopping for emergency last-minute sales.
    10. Forget the order of "stop, drop and roll".



    New category:

    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys. (Seriously, I used to work at a doctor's office and almost puked when I saw someone do this.)
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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys. (Seriously, I used to work at a doctor's office and almost puked when I saw someone do this.)
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see. ( I saw a guy doing this once)
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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys. (Seriously, I used to work at a doctor's office and almost puked when I saw someone do this.)
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see. ( I saw a guy doing this once)
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    Last edited by chesara; 10-01-2005 at 08:22 AM.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do while waiting in a doctor's office lobby:

    1. Pick the dirt out of your toenails with your keys. (Seriously, I used to work at a doctor's office and almost puked when I saw someone do this.)
    2. Keep exposing your pus oozing sore for everyone to see. ( I saw a guy doing this once)
    3. If you're sitting next to a pregnant lady, proceed to tell her about all the horrors of long labor and excrutiating pain you experienced when you gave birth.
    4. Get nervous. (They had to re-take my blood pressure once because as a kid; the word "shot" gave me the creeps)

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