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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.
    4. Speed Up.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.
    4. Speed Up.
    5. Ask if they have a light for your joint.
    If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, they are yours. If they don't, hunt them down and kill them.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.
    4. Speed Up.
    5. Ask if they have a light for your joint.
    6. Ask him if he smells bacon.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.
    4. Speed Up.
    5. Ask if they have a light for your joint.
    6. Ask him if he smells bacon.
    7. Take out a notebook and act like you're taking notes on how fast he's going, etc.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.
    4. Speed Up.
    5. Ask if they have a light for your joint.
    6. Ask him if he smells bacon.
    7. Take out a notebook and act like you're taking notes on how fast he's going, etc.
    8. Litter.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.
    4. Speed Up.
    5. Ask if they have a light for your joint.
    6. Ask him if he smells bacon.
    7. Take out a notebook and act like you're taking notes on how fast he's going, etc.
    8. Litter.
    9. Tell the police officer to "Lay off the donuts, you fat pig!"

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when driving along side a cop:

    1. Toast them with your open beer.
    2. Flash them.
    3. Lean your head back and close your left eye, pretending to be fast asleep, while actually watching your driving with your right eye.
    4. Speed Up.
    5. Ask if they have a light for your joint.
    6. Ask him if he smells bacon.
    7. Take out a notebook and act like you're taking notes on how fast he's going, etc.
    8. Litter.
    9. Tell the police officer to "Lay off the donuts, you fat pig!"
    10. Let your dog drive.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a hurricane.

    1. Try windsurfing for the first time.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do during a hurrican:

    1. Try windsurfing for the first time.
    2. Go fishing.
    If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, they are yours. If they don't, hunt them down and kill them.

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