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    10 things you should never do/say when using a public bathroom stall

    1. Offer to play rock/paper/scissors with the occupant in the next stall.
    2. Sing "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" loudly.
    3. Touch anything without having a barrier between you and it! eewwww.........!
    4. Look under the stall when you know someone is there.
    5. Glance over the stall and scream "God almighty, I've never seen one so small! (in reference to the size of the stall, of course! )
    6. Ask, "Who does Number Two work for?" (a la Austin Powers )
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    10 things you should never do/say when using a public bathroom stall

    1. Offer to play rock/paper/scissors with the occupant in the next stall.
    2. Sing "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" loudly.
    3. Touch anything without having a barrier between you and it! eewwww.........!
    4. Look under the stall when you know someone is there.
    5. Glance over the stall and scream "God almighty, I've never seen one so small! (in reference to the size of the stall, of course! )
    6. Ask, "Who does Number Two work for?" (a la Austin Powers )
    7. touch shoes with the person in the stall next to you.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    1. Offer to play rock/paper/scissors with the occupant in the next stall.
    2. Sing "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" loudly.
    3. Touch anything without having a barrier between you and it! eewwww.........!
    4. Look under the stall when you know someone is there.
    5. Glance over the stall and scream "God almighty, I've never seen one so small! (in reference to the size of the stall, of course! )
    6. Ask, "Who does Number Two work for?" (a la Austin Powers )
    7. touch shoes with the person in the stall next to you.
    8. Get caught with your pants down with your boss... or better yet your professor

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    10 things you should never do/say when using a public bathroom stall

    1. Offer to play rock/paper/scissors with the occupant in the next stall.
    2. Sing "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" loudly.
    3. Touch anything without having a barrier between you and it! eewwww.........!
    4. Look under the stall when you know someone is there.
    5. Glance over the stall and scream "God almighty, I've never seen one so small! (in reference to the size of the stall, of course! )
    6. Ask, "Who does Number Two work for?" (a la Austin Powers )
    7. touch shoes with the person in the stall next to you.
    8. Get caught with your pants down with your boss... or better yet your professor
    9. (in the spirit of 8.) Get caught in the other gender's loo, with a partner in the stall with you
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you should never do/say when using a public bathroom stall

    1. Offer to play rock/paper/scissors with the occupant in the next stall.
    2. Sing "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" loudly.
    3. Touch anything without having a barrier between you and it! eewwww.........!
    4. Look under the stall when you know someone is there.
    5. Glance over the stall and scream "God almighty, I've never seen one so small! (in reference to the size of the stall, of course! )
    6. Ask, "Who does Number Two work for?" (a la Austin Powers )
    7. touch shoes with the person in the stall next to you.
    8. Get caught with your pants down with your boss... or better yet your professor
    9. (in the spirit of 8.) Get caught in the other gender's loo, with a partner in the stall with you
    10. Sen, you are so gross sometimes Anyways, how about offer to help wipe the person next to you. Honestly.... I know... that was pathetic.

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    10 Things you never want to hear from the doctor.

    1. Let me give it to you straight....
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things you never want to hear from the doctor.

    1. Let me give it to you straight....
    2. *GASP* You're infested!

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    10 Things you never want to hear from the doctor.

    1. Let me give it to you straight....
    2. *GASP* You're infested!
    3. Oops.
    4. You are not supposed to be alive.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things you never want to hear from the doctor.

    1. Let me give it to you straight....
    2. *GASP* You're infested!
    3. Oops.
    4. You are not supposed to be alive.
    5. This is my first time.

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    10 Things you never want to hear from the doctor.

    1. Let me give it to you straight....
    2. *GASP* You're infested!
    3. Oops.
    4. You are not supposed to be alive.
    5. This is my first time. <--- Never believe anyone who says that.
    6. I have good news and I have bad news.... the good news is: I just got a great deal on car insurance....
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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