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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during an on-camera interview with a news reporter.

    1. Re-enact how you lost your left hand in the crocodile exhibit at the zoo by demonstrating with your right hand and the same croc.
    2. Pick your nose and scratch your balls at the same time
    3. FART!
    4. Stare at the female reporter's breasts.
    5. Say "hello" to everyone you know
    6. Stare directly at the camera and say nothing.
    7. "Cool! I'm on TV!"
    8. Mimic the interviewers every word while they're saying it. With an annoying voice.
    9. Use the on-air time to tell your significant other that you're leaving them
    10. Only speak in gibberish.


    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone
    4. "I totally need money, I'll help you rob the bank!"
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone
    4. "I totally need money, I'll help you rob the bank!"\
    5. Scream for help
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone
    4. "I totally need money, I'll help you rob the bank!"\
    5. Scream for help
    6. During the actual robbery, go up to the freaked out teller and ask to make a deposit.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone
    4. "I totally need money, I'll help you rob the bank!"\
    5. Scream for help
    6. During the actual robbery, go up to the freaked out teller and ask to make a deposit.
    7. Ask the robber to hurry it up because you have a hair appointment at noon.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone
    4. "I totally need money, I'll help you rob the bank!"\
    5. Scream for help
    6. During the actual robbery, go up to the freaked out teller and ask to make a deposit.
    7. Ask the robber to hurry it up because you have a hair appointment at noon.
    8. Yell "BANG!"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone
    4. "I totally need money, I'll help you rob the bank!"\
    5. Scream for help
    6. During the actual robbery, go up to the freaked out teller and ask to make a deposit.
    7. Ask the robber to hurry it up because you have a hair appointment at noon.
    8. Yell "BANG!"
    9. During the robbery, ask the bank teller why he didn't give the robber the money from the other safe.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do during a bank robbery.

    1. Ask if you can bum a ride with them.
    2. Say under your breath "At least they didn't get my 50,000.00 from my socks"
    3. Call someone on your cell phone and say "ya'll won't believe this - look!" and then snap a picture of robber with your camera phone
    4. "I totally need money, I'll help you rob the bank!"\
    5. Scream for help
    6. During the actual robbery, go up to the freaked out teller and ask to make a deposit.
    7. Ask the robber to hurry it up because you have a hair appointment at noon.
    8. Yell "BANG!"
    9. During the robbery, ask the bank teller why he didn't give the robber the money from the other safe.
    10. Sing William Hung's song. "She bangs! She bangs!"

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