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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
    5. Try to dress it in shorts and a headband.
    6. Try to get him on a unicycle in a frilly skirt
    7. Pour a pot of honey on yourself and dance.
    8. Give the bear a hug, and say "I love you, my teddy bear."
    9. Invite it to see Grizzly Man with you

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
    5. Try to dress it in shorts and a headband.
    6. Try to get him on a unicycle in a frilly skirt
    7. Pour a pot of honey on yourself and dance.
    8. Give the bear a hug, and say "I love you, my teddy bear."
    9. Invite it to see Grizzly Man with you
    10. Do that trick with a lion where you put your head in its mouth- only with a deranged bear.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Estquer
    Name ten things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
    5. Try to dress it in shorts and a headband.
    6. Try to get him on a unicycle in a frilly skirt
    7. Pour a pot of honey on yourself and dance.
    8. Give the bear a hug, and say "I love you, my teddy bear."
    9. Invite it to see Grizzly Man with you
    10. Do that trick with a lion where you put your head in its mouth- only with a deranged bear.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. " OK send in the next scumbag"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. "OK send in the next scumbag"
    3. "Can we hurry this up, I have a golf tee time to get to."

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. "OK send in the next scumbag"
    3. "Can we hurry this up, I have a golf tee time to get to."
    4. Zzzzzzz *snorks* Wh-what? Did I missed anything? *Yawns* Zzzzzz
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. "OK send in the next scumbag"
    3. "Can we hurry this up, I have a golf tee time to get to."
    4. Zzzzzzz *snorks* Wh-what? Did I missed anything? *Yawns* Zzzzzz
    5. Tell the attractive defense attorney "I wanna see you in my chambers ... if you know what I mean" (wink-wink)

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. "OK send in the next scumbag"
    3. "Can we hurry this up, I have a golf tee time to get to."
    4. Zzzzzzz *snorks* Wh-what? Did I missed anything? *Yawns* Zzzzzz
    5. *plays PSP* "Hold on a second, I'm about to beat my high score! Grrr... You messed me up with your talking!"
    Last edited by Tada; 09-19-2005 at 02:46 AM.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. "OK send in the next scumbag"
    3. "Can we hurry this up, I have a golf tee time to get to."
    4. Zzzzzzz *snorks* Wh-what? Did I missed anything? *Yawns* Zzzzzz
    5. Tell the attractive defense attorney "I wanna see you in my chambers ... if you know what I mean" (wink-wink)
    6. *plays PSP* "Hold on a second, I'm about to beat my high score! Grrr... You messed me up with your talking!"
    7. After carefully weighing all the facts of this case, my verdict for the defendant is that he is GUILTY --- of being INNOCENT! You're free to go.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. "OK send in the next scumbag"
    3. "Can we hurry this up, I have a golf tee time to get to."
    4. Zzzzzzz *snorks* Wh-what? Did I missed anything? *Yawns* Zzzzzz
    5. Tell the attractive defense attorney "I wanna see you in my chambers ... if you know what I mean" (wink-wink)
    6. *plays PSP* "Hold on a second, I'm about to beat my high score! Grrr... You messed me up with your talking!"
    7. After carefully weighing all the facts of this case, my verdict for the defendant is that he is GUILTY --- of being INNOCENT! You're free to go.
    8. Drink from a brown paper bag during the trial.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say if you're a judge on an important case.

    1. "So yeah, what is the case about again?" (after a week of testimony)
    2. "OK send in the next scumbag"
    3. "Can we hurry this up, I have a golf tee time to get to."
    4. Zzzzzzz *snorks* Wh-what? Did I missed anything? *Yawns* Zzzzzz
    5. Tell the attractive defense attorney "I wanna see you in my chambers ... if you know what I mean" (wink-wink)
    6. *plays PSP* "Hold on a second, I'm about to beat my high score! Grrr... You messed me up with your talking!"
    7. After carefully weighing all the facts of this case, my verdict for the defendant is that he is GUILTY --- of being INNOCENT! You're free to go.
    8. Drink from a brown paper bag during the trial.
    9. Have a carnival strongman contraption on the bench where you hit the gavel and try to ring the bell.

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