Name 10 things you should not do or say on an airplane.
1. Bring an open can of sardines in your carry-on luggage.
2. If you see your friend Jack a few seats up DO NOT yell: HI Jack
3. Never bring a knife, gun or weapon aboard.
4. So, Uhm, Anyone else been watching LOST for survival tips?
5. Yell "Gimme the peanuts, dammit!" at the stewardess
6. Refer to the flight attendant as a waitress.
7. Ask the flight attendant if she meets weight requirements.
8. Yell, OMG the Wing broke off!