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    Name 10 things you should not do or say on an airplane.

    1. Bring an open can of sardines in your carry-on luggage.
    2. If you see your friend Jack a few seats up DO NOT yell: HI Jack
    3. Never bring a knife, gun or weapon aboard.
    4. So, Uhm, Anyone else been watching LOST for survival tips?
    5. Yell "Gimme the peanuts, dammit!" at the stewardess
    6. Refer to the flight attendant as a waitress.
    7. Ask the flight attendant if she meets weight requirements.
    8. Yell, OMG the Wing broke off!

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    Name 10 things you should not do or say on an airplane.

    1. Bring an open can of sardines in your carry-on luggage.
    2. If you see your friend Jack a few seats up DO NOT yell: HI Jack
    3. Never bring a knife, gun or weapon aboard.
    4. So, Uhm, Anyone else been watching LOST for survival tips?
    5. Yell "Gimme the peanuts, dammit!" at the stewardess
    6. Refer to the flight attendant as a waitress.
    7. Ask the flight attendant if she meets weight requirements.
    8. Yell, OMG the Wing broke off!
    9. Do not get locked in the restroom
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    Name 10 things you should not do or say on an airplane.

    1. Bring an open can of sardines in your carry-on luggage.
    2. If you see your friend Jack a few seats up DO NOT yell: HI Jack
    3. Never bring a knife, gun or weapon aboard.
    4. So, Uhm, Anyone else been watching LOST for survival tips?
    5. Yell "Gimme the peanuts, dammit!" at the stewardess
    6. Refer to the flight attendant as a waitress.
    7. Ask the flight attendant if she meets weight requirements.
    8. Yell, OMG the Wing broke off!
    9. Do not get locked in the restroom
    10. Wear a pilot's uniform and wander the aisles asking passengers if they've seen your contact lenses.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
    5. Try to dress it in shorts and a headband.
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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
    5. Try to dress it in shorts and a headband.
    6. Try to get him on a unicycle in a frilly skirt

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
    5. Try to dress it in shorts and a headband.
    6. Try to get him on a unicycle in a frilly skirt
    7. Pour a pot of honey on yourself and dance.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do when confronted by a bear:

    1. slap it's face with a marinated steak held in each of your hands
    2. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo imitations
    3. Run
    4. Stick around and try to videotape it for your submission to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
    5. Try to dress it in shorts and a headband.
    6. Try to get him on a unicycle in a frilly skirt
    7. Pour a pot of honey on yourself and dance.
    8. Give the bear a hug, and say "I love you, my teddy bear."
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