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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!
    2.She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!
    4. I'm looking forward to a big wedding!
    5. I am pretty sure your son is the dad
    6. Good thing he/she didn't get your nose!
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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!
    2. She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!
    4. I'm looking forward to a big wedding!
    5. I am pretty sure your son is the dad
    6. Good thing he/she didn't get your nose!
    7. *Looking around at house* WOW you guys are loaded! Do ya'll have life insurance?

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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!
    2. She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!
    4. I'm looking forward to a big wedding!
    5. I am pretty sure your son is the dad
    6. Good thing he/she didn't get your nose!
    7. *Looking around at house* WOW you guys are loaded! Do ya'll have life insurance?
    8. Nice to meet you Mr. Smith. OH! excuse me.. Nice to meet you MRS. Smith.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them:

    1. Your mom is MILF!
    2. She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!
    4. I'm looking forward to a big wedding!
    5. I am pretty sure your son is the dad
    6. Good thing he/she didn't get your nose!
    7. *looking around at house* WOW you guys are loaded! Do ya'll have life insurance?
    8. Nice to meet you Mr. Smith. OH! excuse me.. Nice to meet you MRS. Smith.
    9. He wakes me up every morning with a nice #&^*@ and a side of toast!
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them:

    1. Your mom is MILF!
    2. She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!
    4. I'm looking forward to a big wedding!
    5. I am pretty sure your son is the dad
    6. Good thing he/she didn't get your nose!
    7. *looking around at house* WOW you guys are loaded! Do ya'll have life insurance?
    8. Nice to meet you Mr. Smith. OH! excuse me.. Nice to meet you MRS. Smith.
    9. He wakes me up every morning with a nice #&^*@ and a side of toast!
    10. Wow! - Yours are as big as hers.


    10 things you shouldn't do before going to a meeting:

    1. Eat something with onions.
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    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 things you shouldn't do before going to a meeting:

    1. Eat something with onions.
    2. Take laxatives

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    10 things you shouldn't do before going to a meeting:

    1. Eat something with onions
    2. Take laxatives
    3. Drink four shots to "loosen up"
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    10 things you shouldn't do before going to a meeting:

    1. Eat something with onions
    2. Take laxatives
    3. Drink four shots to "loosen up"
    4. Eat chain restaurant tex-mex
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 things you shouldn't do before going to a meeting:

    1. Eat something with onions
    2. Take laxatives
    3. Drink four shots to "loosen up"
    4. Eat chain restaurant tex-mex
    5. Get your eyebrows pierced.

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    10 things you shouldn't do before going to a meeting:

    1. Eat something with onions
    2. Take laxatives
    3. Drink four shots to "loosen up"
    4. Eat chain restaurant tex-mex
    5. Get your eyebrows pierced.
    6. Shave your head.

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