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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say in the locker room at a gym:
    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"
    4. Turn around, drop your towel, point to your backside, and ask "do I still have a rash?"
    5. "Look at my thang! It's huge, isn't it? I called it Mr. Big!"
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say in the locker room at a gym:
    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"
    4. Turn around, drop your towel, point to your backside, and ask "do I still have a rash?"
    5. "Look at my thang! It's huge, isn't it? I called it Mr. Big!"
    6. Stare.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say in the locker room at a gym:
    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"
    4. Turn around, drop your towel, point to your backside, and ask "do I still have a rash?"
    5. "Look at my thang! It's huge, isn't it? I called it Mr. Big!"
    6. Stare.
    7. Drop the soap.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do or say in the locker at a gym:

    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"
    4. Turn around, drop your towel, point to your backside, and ask "do I still have a rash?"
    5. "Look at my thang! It's huge, isn't it? I called it Mr.Big!"
    6. Stare
    7. Drop the soap
    8. Introduce your rubber duckie to all.
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do or say in the locker at a gym:

    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"
    4. Turn around, drop your towel, point to your backside, and ask "do I still have a rash?"
    5. "Look at my thang! It's huge, isn't it? I called it Mr.Big!"
    6. Stare
    7. Drop the soap
    8. Introduce your rubber duckie to all.
    9. "I wonder if this is contagious"

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do or say in the locker at a gym:

    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"
    4. Turn around, drop your towel, point to your backside, and ask "do I still have a rash?"
    5. "Look at my thang! It's huge, isn't it? I called it Mr.Big!"
    6. Stare
    7. Drop the soap
    8. Introduce your rubber duckie to all.
    9. "I wonder if this is contagious"
    10. Pee in the jacuzzi.

    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!

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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!
    2.She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!

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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!
    2.She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!

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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!
    2.She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!
    4. I'm looking forward to a big wedding!
    Love many, trust a few, and always paddle your own canoe

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    Name ten things you shouldn't say in front of your boy/girlfriend's parents the first time you meet them.

    1. Your mom is a MILF!
    2.She looks sweet...she doesn't look half as annoying as you told me !!
    3. Your son/daughter is great in bed!
    4. I'm looking forward to a big wedding!
    5. I am pretty sure your son is the dad

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