Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:
1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
5. Get on the news by taking hostages and demanding to speak with your partner.