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    Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
    4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
    5. Get on the news by taking hostages and demanding to speak with your partner.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
    4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
    5. Get on the news by taking hostages and demanding to speak with your partner.
    6. Use a megaphone.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
    4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
    5. Get on the news by taking hostages and demanding to speak with your partner.
    6. Use a megaphone.
    7. Tell them you were abducted by aliens and now you're pregnant (by the way, you're the man in this scenario)

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
    4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
    5. Get on the news by taking hostages and demanding to speak with your partner.
    6. Use a megaphone.
    7. Tell them you were abducted by aliens and now you're pregnant (by the way, you're the man in this scenario)
    8. Handcuff them to you and swallow the key.

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
    4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
    5. Get on the news by taking hostages and demanding to speak with your partner.
    6. Use a megaphone.
    7. Tell them you were abducted by aliens and now you're pregnant (by the way, you're the man in this scenario)
    8. Handcuff them to you and swallow the key.
    9. Cut off your ear and mail it to them. I'm talking to YOU, Vinnie Van Gogh!

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
    4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
    5. Get on the news by taking hostages and demanding to speak with your partner.
    6. Use a megaphone.
    7. Tell them you were abducted by aliens and now you're pregnant (by the way, you're the man in this scenario)
    8. Handcuff them to you and swallow the key.
    9. Cut off your ear and mail it to them. I'm talking to YOU, Vinnie Van Gogh!
    10. talk too much about Loraina Bobbit
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say in the locker room at a gym:

    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say in the locker room at a gym:

    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say in the locker room at a gym:
    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say in the locker room at a gym:
    1. "Can I borrow your towel when you're through with it?"
    2. "Smell this"
    3. Whip out the digital camera and yell "SAY CHEESE!"
    4. Turn around, drop your towel, point to your backside, and ask "do I still have a rash?"

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