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    Name 10 things you should NEVER do in a swimming pool.

    1. throw up.
    2. pull the plug.
    3. Wear 300 lb. weights in the deep end
    4. Pee, or worse.

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER do in a swimming pool.

    1. throw up.
    2. pull the plug.
    3. Wear 300 lb. weights in the deep end
    4. Pee, or worse.
    5. Try to smell the water while submerged.

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER do in a swimming pool.

    1. throw up.
    2. pull the plug.
    3. Wear 300 lb. weights in the deep end
    4. Pee, or worse.
    5. Try to smell the water while submerged.
    6. Shampoo your hair.

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER do in a swimming pool.

    1. throw up.
    2. pull the plug.
    3. Wear 300 lb. weights in the deep end
    4. Pee, or worse.
    5. Try to smell the water while submerged.
    6. Shampoo your hair.
    7. Baptize all the roadkill you collected on the way over.

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER do in a swimming pool.

    1. throw up.
    2. pull the plug.
    3. Wear 300 lb. weights in the deep end
    4. Pee, or worse.
    5. Try to smell the water while submerged.
    6. Shampoo your hair.
    7. Baptize all the roadkill you collected on the way over.
    8. Wear a strapless suit and dive in. (Trust me - very embarrassing results!)

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER do in a swimming pool.

    1. throw up.
    2. pull the plug.
    3. Wear 300 lb. weights in the deep end
    4. Pee, or worse.
    5. Try to smell the water while submerged.
    6. Shampoo your hair.
    7. Baptize all the roadkill you collected on the way over.
    8. Wear a strapless suit and dive in. (Trust me - very embarrassing results!)
    9. Wear waders.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER do in a swimming pool.

    1. throw up.
    2. pull the plug.
    3. Wear 300 lb. weights in the deep end
    4. Pee, or worse.
    5. Try to smell the water while submerged.
    6. Shampoo your hair.
    7. Baptize all the roadkill you collected on the way over.
    8. Wear a strapless suit and dive in. (Trust me - very embarrassing results!)
    9. Wear waders.
    10. Swallow water.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "Call me".

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    Name ten things you shouldn't do to get attention from your partner:

    1. Belch their name and reply "just for you honey".
    2. "Honey, I'm going to need alot more toilet paper than I've got right now".
    3. Pay for a billboard on a busy roadway with your name & phone number with the brief message "call me".
    4. Show them how much you love them in the grocery store meat department.
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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