Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:
1. wear a condom.
2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
4. point and laugh, at specific things.
5. "Quick! Go get the camera out of the car!"
6. "Holy shittake, that's really small!" say that aloud.
7. After collecting sand crabs into a pail, approach someone of the opposite sex and tell them you have crabs and offer to show them.
8. "Mine is bigger than yours...." and skip away
9. "Can I have a bite of your weiner?" (to someone eating a hotdog).
10. Be the only one to wear clothes
Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):