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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:

    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    4. point and laugh, at specific things.
    5. "Quick! Go get the camera out of the car!"
    6. "Holy shittake, that's really small!" say that aloud.
    7. After collecting sand crabs into a pail, approach someone of the opposite sex and tell them you have crabs and offer to show them.
    8. "Mine is bigger than yours...." and skip away
    9. "Can I have a bite of your weiner?" (to someone eating a hotdog).
    10. Be the only one to wear clothes


    Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

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    Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing here at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute, I always thought you guys used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PREFER THE LEXUS!

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    Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing here at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute, I always thought you guys used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PREFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin

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    Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing here at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute, I always thought you guys used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PREFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    3. Your son is such an @ss! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it.

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    Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing here at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute, I always thought you guys used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PREFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    3. Your son is such an @ss! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it.
    4. I really enjoy having to unclog the toilet after every time you visit. Stop taking that damn laxative!

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    Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing here at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute, I always thought you guys used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PREFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    3. Your son is such an @ss! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it.
    4. I really enjoy having to unclog the toilet after every time you visit. Stop taking that damn laxative!
    5. Here, I made you an extra key. Stop by whenever you feel like it.

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    Name 10 things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing here at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute, I always thought you guys used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PREFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    3. Your son is such an @ss! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it.
    4. I really enjoy having to unclog the toilet after every time you visit. Stop taking that damn laxative!
    5. Here, I made you an extra key. Stop by whenever you feel like it.
    6. You know, your son is really good in the bedroom, you should be proud

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    Name ten things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing her at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute I thought you guys always used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PERFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    3. Your son is such an @ss! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it.
    4. I really enjoy having to unclog the toilet after every time you visit. Stop taking that damn laxative!
    5. Here, I made you an extra key. Stop by whenever you feel like it.
    6. You know, your son is really good in the bedroom, you should be proud.
    7. I'd love to give you grandchildren, but your gene pool has me a bit scared.
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    Name ten things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing her at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute I thought you guys always used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PERFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    3. Your son is such an @ss! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it.
    4. I really enjoy having to unclog the toilet after every time you visit. Stop taking that damn laxative!
    5. Here, I made you an extra key. Stop by whenever you feel like it.
    6. You know, your son is really good in the bedroom, you should be proud.
    7. I'd love to give you grandchildren, but your gene pool has me a bit scared.
    8. Can we move in with you guys for a little while?

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    Name ten things you should never say to your in-laws (even though you're thinking it):

    1. What are you doing here at 3 a.m., alive - (looking into driveway) - wait a minute I thought you guys always used the lexus - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU PERFER THE LEXUS!
    2. Thanks for giving me this Thanksgiving turkey that tastes like wood along with the lumpiest gravy I've ever had, mmmm.
    3. Your son is such an @ss! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it.
    4. I really enjoy having to unclog the toilet after every time you visit. Stop taking that damn laxative!
    5. Here, I made you an extra key. Stop by whenever you feel like it.
    6. You know, your son is really good in the bedroom, you should be proud.
    7. I'd love to give you grandchildren, but your gene pool has me a bit scared.
    8. Can we move in with you guys for a little while?
    9. GO HOME, just shut up and GO HOME!
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