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    Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

    1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
    2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
    3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
    4. crack up laughing
    5. Whip out a comb and start combing the deceased persons hair.
    6. Rag on their clothes like you're Joan Rivers.
    7. Go through their wallet looking for that $20 the departed still owed you.
    8. Rent a clown to perform with brightly colored balloons, because you thought the invitation was to a birthday party.

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    Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

    1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
    2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
    3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
    4. crack up laughing
    5. Whip out a comb and start combing the deceased persons hair.
    6. Rag on their clothes like you're Joan Rivers.
    7. Go through their wallet looking for that $20 the departed still owed you.
    8. Rent a clown to perform with brightly colored balloons, because you thought the invitation was to a birthday party.
    9. Hit on the widow/widower.

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    Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

    1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
    2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
    3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
    4. crack up laughing
    5. Whip out a comb and start combing the deceased persons hair.
    6. Rag on their clothes like you're Joan Rivers.
    7. Go through their wallet looking for that $20 the departed still owed you.
    8. Rent a clown to perform with brightly colored balloons, because you thought the invitation was to a birthday party.
    9. Hit on the widow/widower.
    10. Heckle the person reading the eulogy.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:

    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by getreal
    Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

    1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
    2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
    3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
    4. crack up laughing
    5. Whip out a comb and start combing the deceased persons hair.
    6. Rag on their clothes like you're Joan Rivers.
    7. Go through their wallet looking for that $20 the departed still owed you.
    8. Rent a clown to perform with brightly colored balloons, because you thought the invitation was to a birthday party.
    9. Hit on the widow/widower.
    10. Heckle the person reading the eulogy.
    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:

    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

    Young and thriving, I feel infinite. Need I say more?

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:

    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    4. point and laugh, at specific things.

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    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    4. point and laugh, at specific things.
    5. "Quick! Go get the camera out of the car!"

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    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    4. point and laugh, at specific things.
    5. "Quick! Go get the camera out of the car!"
    6. "Holy shittake, that's really small!" say that aloud.
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

    Young and thriving, I feel infinite. Need I say more?

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:

    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    4. point and laugh, at specific things.
    5. "Quick! Go get the camera out of the car!"
    6. "Holy shittake, that's really small!" say that aloud.
    7. After collecting sand crabs into a pail, approach someone of the opposite sex and tell them you have crabs and offer to show them.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:

    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    4. point and laugh, at specific things.
    5. "Quick! Go get the camera out of the car!"
    6. "Holy shittake, that's really small!" say that aloud.
    7. After collecting sand crabs into a pail, approach someone of the opposite sex and tell them you have crabs and offer to show them.
    8. "Mine is bigger than yours...." and skip away

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at a nude beach:

    1. wear a condom.
    2. when someone asks a man what time it is, he lays on his back and says, "can you read a sundial?"
    3. "I see naked people.... I see naked people..."
    4. point and laugh, at specific things.
    5. "Quick! Go get the camera out of the car!"
    6. "Holy shittake, that's really small!" say that aloud.
    7. After collecting sand crabs into a pail, approach someone of the opposite sex and tell them you have crabs and offer to show them.
    8. "Mine is bigger than yours...." and skip away
    9. "Can I have a bite of your weiner?" (to someone eating a hotdog).

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