10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[GlitterxGold]

Name 10 things you shouldn't do in a department store changing room.

1. Ask the person in the next cubicle if they can spare some toilet paper.
2. Give birth
3. Take a cell phone call and talk REALLY loudly
4. Lock yourself out and then crawl underneath the door.
5. Make a lot of shuffling noises, fake orgasm scream & then walk out alone.
6. Scream out to the person in the next stall, "If you show me yours, I will show you mine!"
7. Barge into occupied dressing rooms without knocking and start undressing as if the other occupant wasn't even in there as they stand there with their mouth hanging open.

^I hate dressing room doors that don't have locks arrgh. People, when a door is closed...KNOCK! What planet were you raised on?! lol

[just1paul]

Name 10 things you shouldn't do in a department store changing room.

1. Ask the person in the next cubicle if they can spare some toilet paper.
2. Give birth
3. Take a cell phone call and talk REALLY loudly
4. Lock yourself out and then crawl underneath the door.
5. Make a lot of shuffling noises, fake orgasm scream & then walk out alone.
6. Scream out to the person in the next stall, "If you show me yours, I will show you mine!"
7. Barge into occupied dressing rooms without knocking and start undressing as if the other occupant wasn't even in there as they stand there with their mouth hanging open.
8. Have sex (either with or without a partner)

[JamiLee]

[QUOTE=gabriel]Name 10 things you shouldn't do in a department store changing room.

1. Ask the person in the next cubicle if they can spare some toilet paper.
2. Give birth
3. Take a cell phone call and talk REALLY loudly
4. Lock yourself out and then crawl underneath the door.
5. Make a lot of shuffling noises, fake orgasm scream & then walk out alone.
6. Scream out to the person in the next stall, "If you show me yours, I will show you mine!"
7. Barge into occupied dressing rooms without knocking and start undressing as if the other occupant wasn't even in there as they stand there with their mouth hanging open.
8. Have sex (either with or without a partner)
aww c'mon gabe ya gotta live it up!
opps thread jack (sorry these are too funny)
9. yell to the lady next to you: OMG are those Cankles? Now I understand...

[getreal]

Name 10 things you shouldn't do in a department store changing room.

1. Ask the person in the next cubicle if they can spare some toilet paper.
2. Give birth
3. Take a cell phone call and talk REALLY loudly
4. Lock yourself out and then crawl underneath the door.
5. Make a lot of shuffling noises, fake orgasm scream & then walk out alone.
6. Scream out to the person in the next stall, "If you show me yours, I will show you mine!"
7. Barge into occupied dressing rooms without knocking and start undressing as if the other occupant wasn't even in there as they stand there with their mouth hanging open.
8. Have sex (either with or without a partner)
9. yell to the lady next to you: OMG are those Cankles? Now I understand...
10. Exit wearing a Superhero costume.

Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.

[OnMyLunchBreak]

Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"

[GlitterxGold]

Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.

[JamiLee]

Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
4. crack up laughing

[BlondieGirl]

Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
4. crack up laughing
5. Whip out a comb and start combing the deceased persons hair (my Aunt actually DID this)!

[MICHEY]

Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
4. crack up laughing
5. Whip out a comb and start combing the deceased persons hair (my Aunt actually DID this)!
6. Rag on their clothes like you're Joan Rivers.

[getreal]

Name 10 things you should never do during a funeral service:

1. Comment on how the deceased never looked better.
2. Shake the deceased's hand and say, "It was great knowing you!"
3. Get completely dance on the tables drunk and tell everyone what you REALLY thought about the deceased.
4. crack up laughing
5. Whip out a comb and start combing the deceased persons hair.
6. Rag on their clothes like you're Joan Rivers.
7. Go through their wallet looking for that $20 the departed still owed you.