Name 10 things you don't say in a crowded elevator:
1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
2)I just let one rip
3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
4)Make love to me right here and now.
5)Glad this elevator is running again, last time I was in it it dropped like a rock - 18 floors in like, one second - oh boy, did I think my number was up then!
6)Hi, I'm a Jehovah Witness and I really look forward to telling you all...