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    Name 10 things you don't say in a crowded elevator:

    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
    4)Make love to me right here and now.
    5)Glad this elevator is running again, last time I was in it it dropped like a rock - 18 floors in like, one second - oh boy, did I think my number was up then!
    6)Hi, I'm a Jehovah Witness and I really look forward to telling you all...
    "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin

    "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ~H. Jackson Brown Jr

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    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
    4)Make love to me right here and now.
    5)Glad this elevator is running again, last time I was in it it dropped like a rock - 18 floors in like, one second - oh boy, did I think my number was up then!
    6)Hi, I'm a Jehovah Witness and I really look forward to telling you all...
    7) "Are you getting enough air in there?" (while speaking to the inside of your purse or briefcase)

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    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
    4)Make love to me right here and now.
    5)Glad this elevator is running again, last time I was in it it dropped like a rock - 18 floors in like, one second - oh boy, did I think my number was up then!
    6)Hi, I'm a Jehovah Witness and I really look forward to telling you all...
    7) "Are you getting enough air in there?" (while speaking to the inside of your purse or briefcase
    8)Does anyone have a match? I just want to light my cigarette!
    "Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham

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    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
    4)Make love to me right here and now.
    5)Glad this elevator is running again, last time I was in it it dropped like a rock - 18 floors in like, one second - oh boy, did I think my number was up then!
    6)Hi, I'm a Jehovah Witness and I really look forward to telling you all...
    7) "Are you getting enough air in there?" (while speaking to the inside of your purse or briefcase
    8)Does anyone have a match? I just want to light my cigarette!
    9) *Belch*
    "At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous

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    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
    4)Make love to me right here and now.
    5)Glad this elevator is running again, last time I was in it it dropped like a rock - 18 floors in like, one second - oh boy, did I think my number was up then!
    6)Hi, I'm a Jehovah Witness and I really look forward to telling you all...
    7) "Are you getting enough air in there?" (while speaking to the inside of your purse or briefcase
    8)Does anyone have a match? I just want to light my cigarette!
    9) *Belch*
    10) Oops... sorry

    Name 10 things that you were terrified of, till it was over and you realized "hey, that wasn't so bad!"
    ~There is no way to Happiness. Happiness is the way.~

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    Name 10 things that you were terrified of, till it was over and you realized "hey, that wasn't so bad!"
    1. Going to prison.
    2. Hang gliding.

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    Name 10 things that you were terrified of, till it was over and you realized "hey, that wasn't so bad!"
    1. Going to prison.
    2. Hang gliding.
    3. Can I mention this on FORT???? You know, "that". Yeah, THAT.

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    Name 10 things that you were terrified of, till it was over and you realized "hey, that wasn't so bad!"
    1. Going to prison.
    2. Hang gliding.
    3. Can I mention this on FORT???? You know, "that". Yeah, THAT.
    4. Haha.. similarly: Going to the OBGYN
    ~There is no way to Happiness. Happiness is the way.~

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    Name 10 things that you were terrified of, till it was over and you realized "hey, that wasn't so bad!"
    1. Going to prison.
    2. Hang gliding.
    3. Can I mention this on FORT???? You know, "that". Yeah, THAT.
    4. Haha.. similarly: Going to the OBGYN
    5. haha...similarly: having babies.

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    Name 10 things that you were terrified of, till it was over and you realized "hey, that wasn't so bad!"
    1. Going to prison.
    2. Hang gliding.
    3. Can I mention this on FORT???? You know, "that". Yeah, THAT.
    4. Haha.. similarly: Going to the OBGYN
    5. haha...similarly: having babies.
    6. Flying for the first time
    "At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous

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