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    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
    4) No, you can't come inside!
    5) Hey, stand over here and drip on my houseplants, not on the floor.
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    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
    4) No, you can't come inside!
    5) Hey, stand over here and drip on my houseplants, not on the floor.
    6) Did you get caught in the rain? (like duhhhh)
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    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
    4) No, you can't come inside!
    5) Hey, stand over here and drip on my houseplants, not on the floor.
    6) Did you get caught in the rain? (like duhhhh)
    7) Aren't storms so cool? (as you hold your umbrella)
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
    4) No, you can't come inside!
    5) Hey, stand over here and drip on my houseplants, not on the floor.
    6) Did you get caught in the rain? (like duhhhh)
    7) Aren't storms so cool? (as you hold your umbrella)
    8) Hey, maybe you should go with that slicked back look.

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    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
    4) No, you can't come inside!
    5) Hey, stand over here and drip on my houseplants, not on the floor.
    6) Did you get caught in the rain? (like duhhhh)
    7) Aren't storms so cool? (as you hold your umbrella)
    8) Hey, maybe you should go with that slicked back look.
    9) It sucks to be you right now
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
    4) No, you can't come inside!
    5) Hey, stand over here and drip on my houseplants, not on the floor.
    6) Did you get caught in the rain? (like duhhhh)
    7) Aren't storms so cool? (as you hold your umbrella)
    8) Hey, maybe you should go with that slicked back look.
    9) It sucks to be you right now
    10) Nice nipples!

    Name 10 things you don't say in a crowded elevator:

    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    Last edited by SQUATMAN; 07-12-2005 at 12:12 AM.

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    Name 10 things you don't say in a crowded elevator:

    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip

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    Name 10 things you don't say in a crowded elevator:

    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?

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    Name 10 things you don't say in a crowded elevator:

    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
    4)Make love to me right here and now.
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    Name 10 things you don't say in a crowded elevator:

    1)Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore...I think.
    2)I just let one rip
    3)Anyone want to see what the big red button does?
    4)Make love to me right here and now.
    5)Glad this elevator is running again, last time I was in it it dropped like a rock - 18 floors in like, one second - oh boy, did I think my number was up then!

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