Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:
1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
4) No, you can't come inside!
5) Hey, stand over here and drip on my houseplants, not on the floor.