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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
    4.) Just came from a workout? I know some people hate to shower at the gym, but it's really not so bad.
    5) Holy moly! Water's free you know!

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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
    4.) Just came from a workout? I know some people hate to shower at the gym, but it's really not so bad.
    5) Holy moly! Water's free you know!
    6) Dude you smell like S*!T!!
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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
    4.) Just came from a workout? I know some people hate to shower at the gym, but it's really not so bad.
    5.) Holy moly! Water's free you know!
    6.) Dude you smell like S*!T!!
    7.) I think your Depends need changing ...

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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
    4.) Just came from a workout? I know some people hate to shower at the gym, but it's really not so bad.
    5.) Holy moly! Water's free you know!
    6.) Dude you smell like S*!T!!
    7.) I think your Depends need changing ...
    8. I was going to buy this soap for my family....but here, you need it more.

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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
    4.) Just came from a workout? I know some people hate to shower at the gym, but it's really not so bad.
    5.) Holy moly! Water's free you know!
    6.) Dude you smell like S*!T!!
    7.) I think your Depends need changing ...
    8. I was going to buy this soap for my family....but here, you need it more.
    9.) What smells like hot toes?
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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
    4.) Just came from a workout? I know some people hate to shower at the gym, but it's really not so bad.
    5.) Holy moly! Water's free you know!
    6.) Dude you smell like S*!T!!
    7.) I think your Depends need changing ...
    8. I was going to buy this soap for my family....but here, you need it more.
    9.) What smells like hot toes?
    10.) How long you been homeless? I know a good shelter



    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

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    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
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    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
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    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......

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    Name 10 things you don't say to someone that got caught in the flash rainstorm w/out an umbrella and is soaked through:

    1.) Bet you wish you were dry like me!
    2) Did you not have an umbrella? (uh...DUH!)
    3) Wow those wet shorts really show off your big......
    4) No, you can't come inside!

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