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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"
    4. "You mean that you weren't arrested? Damn."

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"
    4. "You mean that you weren't arrested? Damn."
    5. "Gosh! How much you have changed since I last saw you... All those wrinkles !"

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"
    4. "You mean that you weren't arrested? Damn."
    5. "Gosh! How much you have changed since I last saw you... All those wrinkles !"
    6. "If you really want to help, you can clean the house, do the laundry and the dishes and fix dinner. I'm going to the movies."
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"
    4. "You mean that you weren't arrested? Damn."
    5. "Gosh! How much you have changed since I last saw you... All those wrinkles !"
    6. "If you really want to help, you can clean the house, do the laundry and the dishes and fix dinner. I'm going to the movies."
    7. 'Hun, you cook far better than your MOTHER does.'

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"
    4. "You mean that you weren't arrested? Damn."
    5. "Gosh! How much you have changed since I last saw you... All those wrinkles !"
    6. "If you really want to help, you can clean the house, do the laundry and the dishes and fix dinner. I'm going to the movies."
    7. 'Hun, you cook far better than your MOTHER does.'
    8. "As a surprise, we invited your ex and his wife for dinner tonight."
    There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"
    4. "You mean that you weren't arrested? Damn."
    5. "Gosh! How much you have changed since I last saw you... All those wrinkles !"
    6. "If you really want to help, you can clean the house, do the laundry and the dishes and fix dinner. I'm going to the movies."
    7. 'Hun, you cook far better than your MOTHER does.'
    8. "As a surprise, we invited your ex and his wife for dinner tonight."
    9. " Hun, you mom is a better cook than you are.... your father too."

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"
    4. "You mean that you weren't arrested? Damn."
    5. "Gosh! How much you have changed since I last saw you... All those wrinkles !"
    6. "If you really want to help, you can clean the house, do the laundry and the dishes and fix dinner. I'm going to the movies."
    7. 'Hun, you cook far better than your MOTHER does.'
    8. "As a surprise, we invited your ex and his wife for dinner tonight."
    9. " Hun, you mom is a better cook than you are.... your father too."
    10. "I'll hold on to your xanax for you.:

    10 things you should never do/say in a movie theatre
    1. Oh, yeah, this is the one where the butler did it! I heard about this!

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    10 things you should never do/say in a movie theatre
    1. Oh, yeah, this is the one where the butler did it! I heard about this!
    2. While watching a horror film, scream everytime the murderer appears, even though it is very obvious that the murderer will appear. Scream even at the un-scary parts. <-- ooh drives me mad

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    10 things you should never do/say in a movie theatre
    1. Oh, yeah, this is the one where the butler did it! I heard about this!
    2. While watching a horror film, scream everytime the murderer appears, even though it is very obvious that the murderer will appear. Scream even at the un-scary parts. <-- ooh drives me mad
    3. Talk on your cell phone throughout the movie

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    10 things you should never do/say in a movie theatre
    1. Oh, yeah, this is the one where the butler did it! I heard about this!
    2. While watching a horror film, scream everytime the murderer appears, even though it is very obvious that the murderer will appear. Scream even at the un-scary parts. <-- ooh drives me mad
    3. Talk on your cell phone throughout the movie
    4. Scream FIRE!!!
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