Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:
1) Is that you who smells?
2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*
5) You are sooooooo not getting a tip! (at the beginning of the meal)