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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
    4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*
    5) You are sooooooo not getting a tip! (at the beginning of the meal)
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
    4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*
    5) You are sooooooo not getting a tip! (at the beginning of the meal)
    6) It must be hard to get good help these days!

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    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
    4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*
    5) You are sooooooo not getting a tip! (at the beginning of the meal)
    6) It must be hard to get good help these days!
    7) Boy it must suck getting paid $2.15 an hour! Well, I left 10%!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
    4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*
    5) You are sooooooo not getting a tip! (at the beginning of the meal)
    6) It must be hard to get good help these days!
    7) Boy it must suck getting paid $2.15 an hour! Well, I left 10%!
    8) Free refills on coffee? We'll just have coffee until the movie starts in an hour.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
    4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*
    5) You are sooooooo not getting a tip! (at the beginning of the meal)
    6) It must be hard to get good help these days!
    7) Boy it must suck getting paid $2.15 an hour! Well, I left 10%!
    8) Free refills on coffee? We'll just have coffee until the movie starts in an hour.
    9) I was going to leave you a tip, but I think this Book of Mormon would be more useful to you! Here you go!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
    4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*
    5) You are sooooooo not getting a tip! (at the beginning of the meal)
    6) It must be hard to get good help these days!
    7) Boy it must suck getting paid $2.15 an hour! Well, I left 10%!
    8) Free refills on coffee? We'll just have coffee until the movie starts in an hour.
    9) I was going to leave you a tip, but I think this Book of Mormon would be more useful to you! Here you go!
    10) I don't believe in Tipping, I didn't make a million by jumping over dollars to pick up pennies ya know.(true story) Ug.

    Crud. Brain freeze. Someone else pick the the next one.
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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
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    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    "Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham

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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
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    Name 10 things you want to say but don't to the person in front of you in line who has major B.O..

    1.) Here buying soap?
    2.) Whats THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? Oh, its you!
    3.) Jesus, You CAN'T not smell yourself... seriously.
    4.) Just came from a workout? I know some people hate to shower at the gym, but it's really not so bad.

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