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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late

    1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
    2) Well you did it last week.
    3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!
    4) This is only the first time I've done it!
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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late

    1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
    2) Well you did it last week.
    3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!
    4) This is only the first time I've done it!
    5) You don't mind if I go in the back and take a nap, do you?
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late

    1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
    2) Well you did it last week.
    3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!
    4) This is only the first time I've done it!
    5) You don't mind if I go in the back and take a nap, do you?
    6) Sorry, my interview ran a little late.

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late

    1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
    2) Well you did it last week.
    3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!
    4) This is only the first time I've done it!
    5) You don't mind if I go in the back and take a nap, do you?
    6) Sorry, my interview ran a little late.
    7) Your wife said to stop and buy some dinner on the way home.
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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late

    1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
    2) Well you did it last week.
    3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!
    4) This is only the first time I've done it!
    5) You don't mind if I go in the back and take a nap, do you?
    6) Sorry, my interview ran a little late.
    7) Your wife said to stop and buy some dinner on the way home.
    8) Didn't think I would miss anything anyways.
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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late

    1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
    2) Well you did it last week.
    3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!
    4) This is only the first time I've done it!
    5) You don't mind if I go in the back and take a nap, do you?
    6) Sorry, my interview ran a little late.
    7) Your wife said to stop and buy some dinner on the way home.
    8) Didn't think I would miss anything anyways.
    9) You could have called me to wake me.
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    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late

    1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
    2) Well you did it last week.
    3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!
    4) This is only the first time I've done it!
    5) You don't mind if I go in the back and take a nap, do you?
    6) Sorry, my interview ran a little late.
    7) Your wife said to stop and buy some dinner on the way home.
    8) Didn't think I would miss anything anyways.
    9) You could have called me to wake me.
    10) No...all the clocks in the office are wrong!

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your waiter:

    1) Is that you who smells?
    2) Be sure to hurry it up will ya?
    3) (at the end of the meal) here's your tip - don't serve me cold food.
    4) How much $$ for YOU baby? *wink wink*

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