10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." – B. Russell
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
4. Try to pick up the cute guy who has a 6' 6 girlfriend wearing leather
- The Dean Martin Show -
Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
4. Try to pick up the cute guy who has a 6' 6 girlfriend wearing leather
5. Tell someone that you "love them" when it's the first time you've ever met'm.![]()
All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
life that which is unnoticed has the most power.
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
4. Try to pick up the cute guy who has a 6' 6 girlfriend wearing leather
5. Tell someone that you "love them" when it's the first time you've ever met'm
6. Shink shat peeeble undershand what you're shaying
"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ~H. Jackson Brown Jr
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
4. Try to pick up the cute guy who has a 6' 6 girlfriend wearing leather
5. Tell someone that you "love them" when it's the first time you've ever met'm
6. Shink shat peeeble undershand what you're shaying
7. Try to act sober
- The Dean Martin Show -
Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
4. Try to pick up the cute guy who has a 6' 6 girlfriend wearing leather
5. Tell someone that you "love them" when it's the first time you've ever met'm
6. Shink shat peeeble undershand what you're shaying
7. Try to act sober
8. Take the bartender home with you!![]()
"Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
4. Try to pick up the cute guy who has a 6' 6 girlfriend wearing leather
5. Tell someone that you "love them" when it's the first time you've ever met'm
6. Shink shat peeeble undershand what you're shaying
7. Try to act sober
8. Take the bartender home with you!
9. Scratch the ball and rip the cloth on the pool table
- The Dean Martin Show -
Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..
10 Things you shouldn't do at a bar while drunk:
1. Dance on the bar topless
2. Get into a fight and try to use your "magical kung-fu powers"
3. Taunt the huge guy with all the prison tattoos
4. Try to pick up the cute guy who has a 6' 6 girlfriend wearing leather
5. Tell someone that you "love them" when it's the first time you've ever met'm
6. Shink shat peeeble undershand what you're shaying
7. Try to act sober
8. Take the bartender home with you!
9. Scratch the ball and rip the cloth on the pool table
10. Offer to buy everyone there "the next round"!
10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late
1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
life that which is unnoticed has the most power.
10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late
1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
2) Well you did it last week.
- The Dean Martin Show -
Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..
10 things you shouldn't say to your boss when you've come into work 2 hours late
1) Sorry, I'm still drunk from last night & I couldn't find my keys.
2) Well you did it last week.
3) Ha....you're lucky I even came in at all!