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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    4. Wear an over the top outfit to one-up the bride (or groom)
    5. Get drunk and hang all over the groom and end up in every single picture of him with his new bride.
    6. Hog the microphone pretending you can sing. (no not me)
    7. Talk about past lovers in a speech, especially saying "I always thought she/he'd end up with..."
    8. Announce loudly that the groom is sooooo lucky to have a nice piece of.....
    9. Throw Rice-a-Roni at the happy couple.
    10. Make it your obligation to stuff the cake in the bride's face in place of the groom.

    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:
    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:
    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:
    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:
    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    4. Ohhhhhhhhhh
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:

    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    4. Ohhhhhhhhhh
    5. Where's the rest of it?

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:

    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    4. Ohhhhhhhhhh
    5. Where's the rest of it?
    6. Wow... Grandma would love this!

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:

    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    4. Ohhhhhhhhhh
    5. Where's the rest of it?
    6. Wow... Grandma would love this!
    7. Is this a joke ???

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:

    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    4. Ohhhhhhhhhh
    5. Where's the rest of it?
    6. Wow... Grandma would love this!
    7. Is this a joke ???
    8. You got me this last year.
    "Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:

    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    4. Ohhhhhhhhhh
    5. Where's the rest of it?
    6. Wow... Grandma would love this!
    7. Is this a joke ???
    8. You got me this last year.
    9. No, seriously. Is this it?

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    Things you shouldn't say after receiving a gift:

    1. O wow.... I think I've seen one of these at the dollar store.
    2. Do you still have the receipt?
    3. Another one?
    4. Ohhhhhhhhhh
    5. Where's the rest of it?
    6. Wow... Grandma would love this!
    7. Is this a joke ???
    8. You got me this last year.
    9. No, seriously. Is this it?
    10. Ummm, this isn't really what I wanted

    Things you shouldn't say to a co-worker:
    1. Do your f**king job
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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