10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day
1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
2. My kid is sick
3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
5. My car won't start
6. Taking medication that makes me super drowsy.
7. I just don't feel well
8. Remember yesterday? Well....I don't.
oh that's good
9. I have personal urgent business.