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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
    4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
    5. My car won't start
    6. Taking medication that makes me super drowsy.
    7. I just don't feel well
    8. Remember yesterday? Well....I don't.
    oh that's good
    9. I have personal urgent business.
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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
    4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
    5. My car won't start
    6. Taking medication that makes me super drowsy.
    7. I just don't feel well
    8. Remember yesterday? Well....I don't.
    oh that's good
    9. I have personal urgent business.
    10. Bad weather



    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    4. Wear an over the top outfit to one-up the bride (or groom)

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    4. Wear an over the top outfit to one-up the bride (or groom)
    5. Get drunk and hang all over the groom and end up in every single picture of him with his new bride.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    4. Wear an over the top outfit to one-up the bride (or groom)
    5. Get drunk and hang all over the groom and end up in every single picture of him with his new bride.
    6. Hog the microphone pretending you can sing. (no not me)
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    4. Wear an over the top outfit to one-up the bride (or groom)
    5. Get drunk and hang all over the groom and end up in every single picture of him with his new bride.
    6. Hog the microphone pretending you can sing. (no not me)
    7. Talk about past lovers in a speech, especially saying "I always thought she/he'd end up with..."

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    4. Wear an over the top outfit to one-up the bride (or groom)
    5. Get drunk and hang all over the groom and end up in every single picture of him with his new bride.
    6. Hog the microphone pretending you can sing. (no not me)
    7. Talk about past lovers in a speech, especially saying "I always thought she/he'd end up with..."
    8. Announce loudly that the groom is sooooo lucky to have a nice piece of.....
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at a wedding:

    1. Gush to others about how good/bad the bride/groom is in bed
    2. Get roaring drunk before the cake is cut
    3. Tell the bride that you and her husband have had sex for years (esp if you're a guy )
    4. Wear an over the top outfit to one-up the bride (or groom)
    5. Get drunk and hang all over the groom and end up in every single picture of him with his new bride.
    6. Hog the microphone pretending you can sing. (no not me)
    7. Talk about past lovers in a speech, especially saying "I always thought she/he'd end up with..."
    8. Announce loudly that the groom is sooooo lucky to have a nice piece of.....
    9. Throw Rice-a-Roni at the happy couple.

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