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    Ten things you shouldn't do at the zoo:

    1. Try to climb in the cages.
    2. Bang on the glass (I want to smack those idiots)
    3. Stick your finger in the cage, and wonder why you get bitten.
    4. Throw your garbage on the ground
    5. Buy Ice Cream (whats the point it always melts)
    6. Wonder why it smells
    7. Feed the animals (things you aren't supposed to anyway....)
    8. Try to throw that bratty kid over the fence into the alligator moat.
    9. You know what the monkeys are notorious for/ Don't do that back
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    Ten things you shouldn't do at the zoo:

    1. Try to climb in the cages.
    2. Bang on the glass (I want to smack those idiots)
    3. Stick your finger in the cage, and wonder why you get bitten.
    4. Throw your garbage on the ground
    5. Buy Ice Cream (whats the point it always melts)
    6. Wonder why it smells
    7. Feed the animals (things you aren't supposed to anyway....)
    8. Try to throw that bratty kid over the fence into the alligator moat.
    9. You know what the monkeys are notorious for/ Don't do that back
    10. Put up signs saying, "Hunting season is now open!"



    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day
    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
    4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
    "Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
    4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
    5. My car won't start
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
    4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
    5. My car won't start
    6. Taking medication that makes me super drowsy.

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
    4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
    5. My car won't start
    6. Taking medication that makes me super drowsy.
    7. I just don't feel well
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 "excuses" that you give your boss when you just don't want to go to work that day

    1. I am taking a wellness day - I'll see you tomorrow *click*
    2. My kid is sick
    3. My dog has diarrhea and I have to stay home to keep letting him out.
    4. I have diarrhea and I keep on going to the bathroom.
    5. My car won't start
    6. Taking medication that makes me super drowsy.
    7. I just don't feel well
    8. Remember yesterday? Well....I don't.

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