Ten things you shouldn't do at the zoo:
1. Try to climb in the cages.
2. Bang on the glass (I want to smack those idiots)
3. Stick your finger in the cage, and wonder why you get bitten.
4. Throw your garbage on the ground
5. Buy Ice Cream (whats the point it always melts)
6. Wonder why it smells
7. Feed the animals (things you aren't supposed to anyway....)
8. Try to throw that bratty kid over the fence into the alligator moat.
9. You know what the monkeys are notorious for/ Don't do that back