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    Quote Originally Posted by JDHeninger
    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"
    4. Ask him/her where they bought their degree.
    5. Say "Damn, if my teachers had a rack like you I might have gone to class more often!"
    6. say: wow, these 5th graders really take a toll o you don't they?
    7. say " Listen Grandma, you can't flunk your own grandchild".
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"
    4. Ask him/her where they bought their degree.
    5. Say "Damn, if my teachers had a rack like you I might have gone to class more often!"
    6. say: wow, these 5th graders really take a toll o you don't they?
    7. say " Listen Grandma, you can't flunk your own grandchild".
    8. Say "Holy Crap! Who beat you with the ugly stick?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dex
    Hey ARGuy, think you got the rules a little confused Everyone contributes one or more points to the original title and the person who makes the 10th point gets to choose a new title/event... Still, it's amazing how you managed to come up with the 10 points yourself
    Oops... Sorry everyone about that. So I guessed it is kinda like 'Song Theme Games' huh ? Please forgive me everyone ! Don't me... Well 10 was pretty easy, you see... I used to do this hate list about 50 reasons why you should hate this person... Well... Solo-handedly... Thanks Dex for telling me !

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"
    4. Ask him/her where they bought their degree.
    5. Say "Damn, if my teachers had a rack like you I might have gone to class more often!"
    6. say: wow, these 5th graders really take a toll o you don't they?
    7. say " Listen Grandma, you can't flunk your own grandchild".
    8. Say "Holy Crap! Who beat you with the ugly stick?"
    9. "I wonder what are they teaching the teachers now..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by aMaZiN'RaCeGuY>
    Oops... Sorry everyone about that. So I guessed it is kinda like 'Song Theme Games' huh ? Please forgive me everyone ! Don't me... Well 10 was pretty easy, you see... I used to do this hate list about 50 reasons why you should hate this person... Well... Solo-handedly... Thanks Dex for telling me !

    Dex
    ARGuy... both of us found our way out of the TAR forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dex
    ARGuy... both of us found our way out of the TAR forum
    Dex !!!!!!!!
    Ooh... ! You remembered me ? I do remembered you. You are from Singapore huh ? Well, since TAR is over, and the forum is dying, we have to go around. Haha.. and we seem to have found each other again. And yes, I do remember you, you are ALWAYS posting Dexter's pictures as your avatars !!!! Hahaha... !

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    Quote Originally Posted by aMaZiN'RaCeGuY>
    Dex !!!!!!!!
    Ooh... ! You remembered me ? I do remembered you. You are from Singapore huh ? Well, since TAR is over, and the forum is dying, we have to go around. Haha.. and we seem to have found each other again. And yes, I do remember you, you are ALWAYS posting Dexter's pictures as your avatars !!!! Hahaha... !
    Of course I remember you, you were one of the many active posters there TAR5 will be back soon and then the forum will be buzzing with activities, just like before Looking forward to that day...
    Actually I only started changing my av to customized ones last month but I'll be changing them frequently along the way.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"
    4. Ask him/her where they bought their degree.
    5. Say "Damn, if my teachers had a rack like you I might have gone to class more often!"
    6. say: wow, these 5th graders really take a toll o you don't they?
    7. say " Listen Grandma, you can't flunk your own grandchild".
    8. Say "Holy Crap! Who beat you with the ugly stick?"
    9. "I wonder what are they teaching the teachers now..."
    10. say, "Hi, you must be Terry's teacher, Mr... Miss... Carver? It's hard to tell with that unisex clothes you're wearing."

    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits
    1.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when your mother-in-law visits

    1. Grope, Fondle or Feel ANYTHING, on yourself or on your SO.
    2.(to significant other) You mean you came from THAT?
    3. to MIL, "Didn't we just go to your funeral last year?!"

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