Name ten things you shouldn't tell your boss
1. My dog ate my power point presentation.
2. Looks like the boss is having a bad hair day.
3. So....When do I get a raise?
4. I could run this place a lot better than you could.
5. Hey...don't ask me
6. Well, that was a dumb move...
7. I'll return from lunch...whenever
8. I doubt I'll still be working here by then... (not the same as giving notice)
9. Yeah, I'm not coming in to work today...nah, I'm not sick, I just don't FEEL like it.