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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"
    5. Puke on the security guards. (trust me, I know)
    6. Offer to remove your underwire bra for the guard with the metal detection wand.
    7. Wear smelly socks. when you take it off, someone may think you've set off a WMD.
    8. Tell them your step-dad is Osama and Cousin is Saddam

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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"
    5. Puke on the security guards. (trust me, I know)
    6. Offer to remove your underwire bra for the guard with the metal detection wand.
    7. Wear smelly socks. when you take it off, someone may think you've set off a WMD.
    8. Tell them your step-dad is Osama and Cousin is Saddam
    9. "Whew!!! They let me in!"
    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"
    5. Puke on the security guards. (trust me, I know)
    6. Offer to remove your underwire bra for the guard with the metal detection wand.
    7. Wear smelly socks. when you take it off, someone may think you've set off a WMD.
    8. Tell them your step-dad is Osama and Cousin is Saddam
    9. "Whew!!! They let me in!"
    10. Sweat profusely and look suspicious.

    I always feel nervous when I'm passing through customs... even when I've done nothing wrong. Just a thought. And I just got mrdobolina's pt 2. I had to say it out loud... I feel dense

    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?

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    10 Things You Should Never Do To Lose A Friend
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    (He = Me)

    1. Bug him every morning to go out with you.
    2. Call him out for an awkward meeting with you and your girlfriend.
    3. Treat him like your slave.
    4. Saying he is quite shameful to be still listening to Pop (which I am not) and listening to The Cheeky Girls' The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) on your computer.
    5. Being petty when you see him out with others.
    6. Loitering outside his house to go out.
    7. Making sarcastic remarks about his close friends.
    8. When you remembered his birthday after someone told you so, and getting pissy after he never reply.
    9. When you give him all the stuff you had bought for him to carry.
    10. When he is tired, don't bother to question him. Just let him have his rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aMaZiN'RaCeGuY>
    10 Things You Should Never Do To Lose A Friend
    (Real life experience)
    (He = Me)

    1. Bug him every morning to go out with you.
    2. Call him out for an awkward meeting with you and your girlfriend.
    3. Treat him like your slave.
    4. Saying he is quite shameful to be still listening to Pop (which I am not) and listening to The Cheeky Girls' The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) on your computer.
    5. Being petty when you see him out with others.
    6. Loitering outside his house to go out.
    7. Making sarcastic remarks about his close friends.
    8. When you remembered his birthday after someone told you so, and getting pissy after he never reply.
    9. When you give him all the stuff you had bought for him to carry.
    10. When he is tired, don't bother to question him. Just let him have his rest.
    Hey ARGuy, think you got the rules a little confused Everyone contributes one or more points to the original title and the person who makes the 10th point gets to choose a new title/event... Still, it's amazing how you managed to come up with the 10 points yourself

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"
    4. Ask him/her where they bought their degree.
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"
    4. Ask him/her where they bought their degree.
    5. Say "Damn, if my teachers had a rack like you I might have gone to class more often!"

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say when meeting your child's teacher

    1. So, MISS Jones? How YOU doin?
    2. To child, "She's not as FAT as you've described!"
    3. "Ryan, why don't you wait outside while your teacher and I discuss your progress in more details?"
    4. Ask him/her where they bought their degree.
    5. Say "Damn, if my teachers had a rack like you I might have gone to class more often!"
    6. say: wow, these 5th graders really take a toll o you don't they?

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