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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    4. "I remember when Jenny use to be my little Jimmy...what? You haven't told him yet?"
    5. "May this marriage be better than all of your previous ones combined!"
    6. May your children be blessed with your mother's intelligence and not your father's fat head! (sorry but, this happened) wasn't pretty)
    7. "Love is blind and apparently so is the groom."
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    4. "I remember when Jenny use to be my little Jimmy...what? You haven't told him yet?"
    5. "May this marriage be better than all of your previous ones combined!"
    6. May your children be blessed with your mother's intelligence and not your father's fat head! (sorry but, this happened) wasn't pretty)
    7. "Love is blind and apparently so is the groom."
    8. "Once a king, always a king, but once a night's enough."

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    4. "I remember when Jenny use to be my little Jimmy...what? You haven't told him yet?"
    5. "May this marriage be better than all of your previous ones combined!"
    6. May your children be blessed with your mother's intelligence and not your father's fat head! (sorry but, this happened) wasn't pretty)
    7. "Love is blind and apparently so is the groom."
    8. "Once a king, always a king, but once a night's enough."
    9. "May you be blessed with a dozen children, all of them boys!"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    4. "I remember when Jenny use to be my little Jimmy...what? You haven't told him yet?"
    5. "May this marriage be better than all of your previous ones combined!"
    6. May your children be blessed with your mother's intelligence and not your father's fat head! (sorry but, this happened) wasn't pretty)
    7. "Love is blind and apparently so is the groom."
    8. "Once a king, always a king, but once a night's enough."
    9. "May you be blessed with a dozen children, all of them boys!"
    10. ''Well hope this marriage is the one, my daughter hasn't been too lucky in that department!! ''


    Name 10 things you should NEVER reveal to your parents!!

    1. The ''JUICY'' details about your love life :nono

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER reveal to your parents!!

    1. The ''JUICY'' details about your love life
    2. The not-so-juicy details about your love life

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER reveal to your parents!!

    1. The ''JUICY'' details about your love life
    2. The not-so-juicy details about your love life
    3. That you know you have a half brother or sister (or both)
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    4. That you have heard them have sex
    Love is very complicated and complex thing that can be expressed in many different ways. No one really knows the true meaning of love.
    Love Always Patricia

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER reveal to your parents!!

    1. The ''JUICY'' details about your love life
    2. The not-so-juicy details about your love life
    3. That you know you have a half brother or sister (or both)
    4. That you have heard them have sex
    5. You over-heard them talking about the fact "Dad" may not be Dad
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER reveal to your parents!!

    1. The ''JUICY'' details about your love life
    2. The not-so-juicy details about your love life
    3. That you know you have a half brother or sister (or both)
    4. That you have heard them have sex
    5. You over-heard them talking about the fact "Dad" may not be Dad
    6. That you found the key to the liquor cabinet.

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    Name 10 things you should NEVER reveal to your parents!!

    1. The ''JUICY'' details about your love life
    2. The not-so-juicy details about your love life
    3. That you know you have a half brother or sister (or both)
    4. That you have heard them have sex
    5. You over-heard them talking about the fact "Dad" may not be Dad
    6. That you found the key to the liquor cabinet.
    7. That you smoke pot unless they smoke it with you
    "Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham

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