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    10 things you shouldn't do in the movie theatre!

    1. do something X-rated in your seat with your partner!
    2. At a crucial point of the movie..where everyone is all engaged in watching...scream out who died/lived/survived/etc in the end.
    3. Wear a hat or a hairstyle taller than 6 inches
    4. throw milkduds at other movie-goers
    5. When everyone else starts crying during the death scene, belch loudly.
    6. Try out new ring tones for your cell phone
    7. Try programming a loud belch into your cell phone as a new ring tone

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    10 things you shouldn't do in the movie theatre!

    1. do something X-rated in your seat with your partner!
    2. At a crucial point of the movie..where everyone is all engaged in watching...scream out who died/lived/survived/etc in the end.
    3. Wear a hat or a hairstyle taller than 6 inches
    4. throw milkduds at other movie-goers
    5. When everyone else starts crying during the death scene, belch loudly.
    6. Try out new ring tones for your cell phone
    7. Try programming a loud belch into your cell phone as a new ring tone
    8. Pass gas...(sorry..couldn't resist!)
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    10 things you shouldn't do in the movie theatre!

    1. do something X-rated in your seat with your partner!
    2. At a crucial point of the movie..where everyone is all engaged in watching...scream out who died/lived/survived/etc in the end.
    3. Wear a hat or a hairstyle taller than 6 inches
    4. throw milkduds at other movie-goers
    5. When everyone else starts crying during the death scene, belch loudly.
    6. Try out new ring tones for your cell phone
    7. Try programming a loud belch into your cell phone as a new ring tone
    8. Pass gas...(sorry..couldn't resist!)
    9. try to trip people walking by (intentionally or not)
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    10 things you shouldn't do in the movie theatre!

    1. do something X-rated in your seat with your partner!
    2. At a crucial point of the movie..where everyone is all engaged in watching...scream out who died/lived/survived/etc in the end.
    3. Wear a hat or a hairstyle taller than 6 inches
    4. throw milkduds at other movie-goers
    5. When everyone else starts crying during the death scene, belch loudly.
    6. Try out new ring tones for your cell phone
    7. Try programming a loud belch into your cell phone as a new ring tone
    8. Pass gas...(sorry..couldn't resist!)
    9. try to trip people walking by (intentionally or not)
    10. Laugh loudly during a sad scene.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    "Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    4. "I remember when Jenny use to be my little Jimmy...what? You haven't told him yet?"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    4. "I remember when Jenny use to be my little Jimmy...what? You haven't told him yet?"
    5. "May this marriage be better than all of your previous ones combined!"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say when giving a toast to newlyweds.

    1. "And to my new daughter-in-law who has the audacity to wear white, again...."
    2. "*DIL* You ALMOST made your goal weight! the shawl completely hides your upper arms"
    3. "Love isn't like looking through rose-colored glasses".
    4. "I remember when Jenny use to be my little Jimmy...what? You haven't told him yet?"
    5. "May this marriage be better than all of your previous ones combined!"
    6. May your children be blessed with your mother's intelligence and not your father's fat head! (sorry but, this happened) wasn't pretty)
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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