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    10 Things You DON'T Want Your Child to Bring Home . . .

    1. Lice!
    2. A weapon!
    3. Her boyfriend!
    4, Bad grades!
    5. A stranger from the street!
    6. Athlete's foot!
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    10 Things You DON'T Want Your Child to Bring Home . . .

    1. Lice!
    2. A weapon!
    3. Her boyfriend!
    4, Bad grades!
    5. A stranger from the street!
    6. Athlete's foot!
    7. A box full of lizards and creepy crawlies!! (esp lizards)

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    10 things you don't want your child to bring home from school...


    1. Lice!
    2. A weapon!
    3. Her boyfriend!
    4, Bad grades!
    5. A stranger from the street!
    6. Athlete's foot!
    7. A box full of lizards and creepy crawlies!! (esp lizards)
    8. Their dissected frog.

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    9. drugs

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    10 things you don't want your child to bring home from school...


    1. Lice!
    2. A weapon!
    3. Her boyfriend!
    4, Bad grades!
    5. A stranger from the street!
    6. Athlete's foot!
    7. A box full of lizards and creepy crawlies!! (esp lizards)
    8. Their dissected frog.
    9. drugs
    10. A love note from a teacher.

    10 things you shouldnt do during Spring:
    "Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham

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    10 things you shouldnt do during Spring:

    1) Wear your favorite snow mobile suit.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 things you shouldnt do during Spring:

    1) Wear your favorite snow mobile suit.
    2) Complain that you actually loved all the snow that fell during the winter and really miss it now

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    10 things you shouldnt do during Spring:

    1) Wear your favorite snow mobile suit.
    2) Complain that you actually loved all the snow that fell during the winter and really miss it now
    3) Buy those winter clothes that are all on sale now because you'll probably never take the tags off (I'm guilty)
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    10 things you shouldnt do during Spring:

    1) Wear your favorite snow mobile suit.
    2) Complain that you actually loved all the snow that fell during the winter and really miss it now
    3) Buy those winter clothes that are all on sale now because you'll probably never take the tags off (I'm guilty)
    4) Go outside to watch the lightning show

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    10 things you shouldnt do during Spring:

    1) Wear your favorite snow mobile suit.
    2) Complain that you actually loved all the snow that fell during the winter and really miss it now
    3) Buy those winter clothes that are all on sale now because you'll probably never take the tags off (I'm guilty)
    4) Go outside to watch the lightning show
    5) Start wearing those fabulous, skimpy springtime clothes as soon as the temperature goes above the freezing point, thus risking pneumonia, a bad cold or a dozen of "I told you so's" from your mother (I'm guilty!)
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