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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.
    3. The pumpkins are rotting on people's front steps....
    4. Christmas trees.
    5. You are drunk and someone of the same gender kisses you..... and you hope you just stepped under mistletoe.
    6. When all your Buffy fanatical relatives suddenly all start chanting 'There are no friends.... only pumpkin pie.' (boredouttamind's got left off earlier)
    7. The football bowl games begin.
    8. Your mom's fridge is full of month-old turkey stock and giblets.

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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.
    3. The pumpkins are rotting on people's front steps....
    4. Christmas trees.
    5. You are drunk and someone of the same gender kisses you..... and you hope you just stepped under mistletoe.
    6. When all your Buffy fanatical relatives suddenly all start chanting 'There are no friends.... only pumpkin pie.' (boredouttamind's got left off earlier)
    7. The football bowl games begin.
    8. Your mom's fridge is full of month-old turkey stock and giblets.
    9. You've put on 10 pounds overnight...
    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.
    3. The pumpkins are rotting on people's front steps....
    4. Christmas trees.
    5. You are drunk and someone of the same gender kisses you..... and you hope you just stepped under mistletoe.
    6. When all your Buffy fanatical relatives suddenly all start chanting 'There are no friends.... only pumpkin pie.' (boredouttamind's got left off earlier)
    7. The football bowl games begin.
    8. Your mom's fridge is full of month-old turkey stock and giblets.
    9. You've put on 10 pounds overnight...
    10. Strange Cousin Eddie, plops down in your favorite chair, unbuckles his pants, takes off his shoes and then proceeds to burp the alphabet.

    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"

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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy."
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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"

    PS: Mr. Dobelina, it took me a minute to get yours. And then I laughed my ass off. LOL Good one.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"
    5. Puke on the security guards. (trust me, I know)
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"
    5. Puke on the security guards. (trust me, I know)
    6. Offer to remove your underwire bra for the guard with the metal detection wand.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"
    5. Puke on the security guards. (trust me, I know)
    6. Offer to remove your underwire bra for the guard with the metal detection wand.
    7. Wear smelly socks. when you take it off, someone may think you've set off a WMD.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddio
    10 Things You Should Never Do/Say When Passing Through Airport Security or Customs.

    1. "Passport?!? I don need no stinkin' passport!!!"
    2. Yell "Hi" to your friend, Jack
    3. "Whatever you do, don't open the big, red, ticking box."
    4. While faking an accent say "So, can you tell me where there are some flight training schools around here?"

    PS: Mr. Dobelina, it took me a minute to get yours. And then I laughed my ass off. LOL Good one.
    Daddio is slow, but is a good laugh!!!! Bless your little heart......!!!
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