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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a nursing home

    1. step on a hose.. never know who's air your cutting off
    2. Ask if anyone is interested in "supplemental insurance."
    3. Turn on loud rock music and ask if anyone would care to dance
    4. go up to someone and say'' well, it won't be long now!!''
    5. ( that was funny) Run to the dinner table when dinner is served and hog all the food :nono

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a nursing home

    1. step on a hose.. never know who's air your cutting off
    2. Ask if anyone is interested in "supplemental insurance."
    3. Turn on loud rock music and ask if anyone would care to dance
    4. go up to someone and say'' well, it won't be long now!!''
    5. ( that was funny) Run to the dinner table when dinner is served and hog all the food
    6. Wheelchair race!
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a nursing home

    1. step on a hose.. never know who's air your cutting off
    2. Ask if anyone is interested in "supplemental insurance."
    3. Turn on loud rock music and ask if anyone would care to dance
    4. go up to someone and say'' well, it won't be long now!!''
    5. ( that was funny) Run to the dinner table when dinner is served and hog all the food
    6. Wheelchair race!
    7. Tell the nurse you think he\she looks fat and than ask them for something.
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a nursing home

    1. step on a hose.. never know who's air your cutting off
    2. Ask if anyone is interested in "supplemental insurance."
    3. Turn on loud rock music and ask if anyone would care to dance
    4. go up to someone and say'' well, it won't be long now!!''
    5. ( that was funny) Run to the dinner table when dinner is served and hog all the food
    6. Wheelchair race!
    7. Tell the nurse you think he\she looks fat and than ask them for something.
    8. Play hide 'n seek with the Depends
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a nursing home

    1. step on a hose.. never know who's air your cutting off
    2. Ask if anyone is interested in "supplemental insurance."
    3. Turn on loud rock music and ask if anyone would care to dance
    4. go up to someone and say'' well, it won't be long now!!''
    5. ( that was funny) Run to the dinner table when dinner is served and hog all the food
    6. Wheelchair race!
    7. Tell the nurse you think he\she looks fat and than ask them for something.
    8. Play hide 'n seek with the Depends
    9. Cheat at B-I-N-G-O
    10. Run away with their dentures and tell them to tag you

    Name 10 Things You Shouldnt Do in a pool..........or any water...either one

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    1. When swimming in the ocean.. Don't yell Shark

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    1. When swimming in the ocean.. Don't yell Shark
    2. When in a pool, dont pee

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    3. dont go to the deep end if you can't swim (it's just not smart)
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    1. When swimming in the ocean.. Don't yell Shark
    2. When in a pool, dont pee
    3. dont go to the deep end if you can't swim (it's just not smart)
    4. Dont see who can stay under the longest
    5. Dont drink the ocean water if you are thirsty. Including pool water!

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    1. When swimming in the ocean.. Don't yell Shark
    2. When in a pool, dont pee
    3. dont go to the deep end if you can't swim (it's just not smart)
    4. Dont see who can stay under the longest
    5. Dont drink the ocean water if you are thirsty. Including pool water!
    6. Don't drop a Baby Ruth candy bar in the pool!! LOL
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