10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IF YOU'RE MICHAEL JACKSON
1. Have sleep-overs with little boys.
2. Renew your subscription to "Boys' Life"
3. Try to blow your nose
4. Go shopping with little boyz and help them pick out PJ's
5. Look at yourself in the mirror
6. Have more plastic surgery!
7. Have ANOTHER child named Prince Michael.
8. Go on a diet!
9. Try to convince the world you're normal (yeah sure!)